What is the silliest or most pointless message you ever received? Receiving on call air after commit time is always funny. Once I received a message that said, "When boating, ensure that all occupants of the vessel are utilizing personal floatation devices." Huh???? But the dumbest message I ever received was one day when a series of tornados blew through our area. The message we received was as follows: "Tornados have been seen in the area. You are instructed to keep working but be safe!"