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Simple hacks for the UPS driver - On topic please
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<blockquote data-quote="KoennenTiger" data-source="post: 4088656" data-attributes="member: 73154"><p>I don't get this shot. We've got forced Orion here and my God does it slow me down. Drive the wrong way down this one way street! OK Orion it will save the company money if I do! Sure they are going 55 mph but hey my truck is pretty big I'm sure they'll all get out of the way.</p><p></p><p>Oh what's that Orion? Drive through the train station? Right through it? Why not?!! I'll save miles!</p><p></p><p>Wait Orion? I should make my package car fly and fly over the freeway exit?? My God why didn't I think of that with my Smart(tm) AI? Why the <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> do I go a mile every day to drive around behind the freeway exit?! My Gosh I'm so stupid thankfully Orion is here!</p><p></p><p>I'm just going to drive like an Amazon guy!</p><p></p><p>I can't wait until I can only see the next stop this smart machine learning AI is going to show me! Five late air and fifteen missed packages every day while I get 11 hours and twenty extra miles! 6 billion dollars a year in profit isn't enough! I need to drive the wrong way down one way streets gosh dang it!</p><p></p><p>Also tips! In the winter wear latex gloves under your work gloves. Your hands won't get wet and your fingers won't freeze as bad.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KoennenTiger, post: 4088656, member: 73154"] I don't get this shot. We've got forced Orion here and my God does it slow me down. Drive the wrong way down this one way street! OK Orion it will save the company money if I do! Sure they are going 55 mph but hey my truck is pretty big I'm sure they'll all get out of the way. Oh what's that Orion? Drive through the train station? Right through it? Why not?!! I'll save miles! Wait Orion? I should make my package car fly and fly over the freeway exit?? My God why didn't I think of that with my Smart(tm) AI? Why the :censored: do I go a mile every day to drive around behind the freeway exit?! My Gosh I'm so stupid thankfully Orion is here! I'm just going to drive like an Amazon guy! I can't wait until I can only see the next stop this smart machine learning AI is going to show me! Five late air and fifteen missed packages every day while I get 11 hours and twenty extra miles! 6 billion dollars a year in profit isn't enough! I need to drive the wrong way down one way streets gosh dang it! Also tips! In the winter wear latex gloves under your work gloves. Your hands won't get wet and your fingers won't freeze as bad. [/QUOTE]
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