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Snow shovels are junk these days!
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<blockquote data-quote="newfie" data-source="post: 6064778" data-attributes="member: 58700"><p>I asked AI what happened to snow shovels in 1973 , you're welcome:</p><p></p><p>In the winter of 1973, a clandestine group of disgruntled meteorologists known as "The Frosty Five" convened in a dimly lit basement, their faces illuminated by the flickering glow of a Bunsen burner. Their nefarious plot: Operation Snow Day Sabotage. The plan was simple yet diabolical - weaken the structural integrity of snow shovels across the nation, causing them to snap under the weight of heavy snowfall. This would sow chaos and discontent, forcing communities to grind to a halt and yearn for the warmth of summer.</p><p></p><p>The Frosty Five, armed with an arsenal of corrosive agents and a network of unsuspecting hardware store employees, meticulously carried out their plan. They infiltrated factories, tampering with the manufacturing process, and even replaced high-quality shovels with inferior knock-offs. As the first snowflakes fell, a sense of anticipation filled the air, not just for a winter wonderland, but for the impending wave of broken shovels and frustrated citizens. The Frosty Five watched from their hideout, sipping hot cocoa, their hearts filled with a chilling glee.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="newfie, post: 6064778, member: 58700"] I asked AI what happened to snow shovels in 1973 , you're welcome: In the winter of 1973, a clandestine group of disgruntled meteorologists known as "The Frosty Five" convened in a dimly lit basement, their faces illuminated by the flickering glow of a Bunsen burner. Their nefarious plot: Operation Snow Day Sabotage. The plan was simple yet diabolical - weaken the structural integrity of snow shovels across the nation, causing them to snap under the weight of heavy snowfall. This would sow chaos and discontent, forcing communities to grind to a halt and yearn for the warmth of summer. The Frosty Five, armed with an arsenal of corrosive agents and a network of unsuspecting hardware store employees, meticulously carried out their plan. They infiltrated factories, tampering with the manufacturing process, and even replaced high-quality shovels with inferior knock-offs. As the first snowflakes fell, a sense of anticipation filled the air, not just for a winter wonderland, but for the impending wave of broken shovels and frustrated citizens. The Frosty Five watched from their hideout, sipping hot cocoa, their hearts filled with a chilling glee. [/QUOTE]
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