Socks?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Wally, May 17, 2019.

  1. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Will need UPS socks. Where do we buy them now?

    (Serious answers only)
     
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  2. silenze

    silenze Lunch is the best part of the day

  3. Rutherford B Hays

    Rutherford B Hays gun accipere, et abire cannoli

    Just use the brown shoe polish
     
  4. Eat Sleep Fish

    Eat Sleep Fish Isaiah 5:20

    You get no socks until we get back the good TP. I am tired of this John Wayne TP we buy now.
     
  5. Eat Sleep Fish

    Eat Sleep Fish Isaiah 5:20

    Better yet, we both get what we want at the same time.
     
  6. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    Does anybody really wear them anymore? I haven't wore UPS socks in at least 3 years and have never heard a word about it.
    (Yes I wear shorts......all year)
     
  7. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Big sock inspection coming.
     
  8. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

    Buy some ankle length black sock. We shouldn’t be forced to buy a part of the uniform with their logo.
     
  9. Eat Sleep Fish

    Eat Sleep Fish Isaiah 5:20

    So do you drivers wear the knee highs or just right below the calf? Because I have seen some drivers in my neighborhood wear socks that if they were pulled ALL THE WAY UP would pass for knee highs.
     
  10. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    No one is forced. You can wear pants.
     
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  11. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Those are the wimps that don't blast their calves in the gym.
     
  12. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    Seriously?
     
  13. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

    No thanks. Can’t deprive the ladies of the glory of my calves.
     
  14. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Once a year (usually November) we get the sock talk about how we have to wear them. Some get scared and buy some but most complain and just ignore it.

    Maybe 15% of my building wears UPS socks. The rest are just black socks
     
  15. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    You go stud!
     
  16. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    i left my socks at @Future s house
     
  17. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Yea. Not kidding. Flavor of the week here.
     
  18. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    Unbelievable and I couldn't fuel my tractor this morning cause there was no fuel. SMH.
     
  19. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    I'm sure his cats appreciate the new toys.
     
  20. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    November? Lol 35 degrees!