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<blockquote data-quote="tieguy" data-source="post: 194813" data-attributes="member: 1912"><p>priceless!!!</p><p> </p><p>more ideas?</p><p> </p><p>I choked on a taco and had to wash it down with a beer. </p><p> </p><p>shop steward: Isn't it true you were attacked by the taco and had to fight it off with the beer?</p><p> </p><p>shop steward: In fact I'm going to file a grievance becasue none of the other drivers have a beer to defend theirselves with should they be attacked by a taco. Clearly a beer should be mounted and maintained in every package car by the company.</p><p> </p><p>shop steward: now now I realize he was standing in a room with 20 dead bodies and a bloody knife in his hand but judge not less you be judged.</p><p> </p><p>shop steward: now let me tell you sometin there was a time when a supervisor fabricated standing on one leg on top of a beach ball therefore all cases where you choke on a taco and have to wash it down with a beer should get thrown out of court.</p><p> </p><p>shop steward: the correct first aid for choking is to fight the bodies natural instinct to export the foriegn material by flooding the throat with an alcoholic beverage. </p><p> </p><p>stop steward: well your honor I'm sure the guy is legit its just that the company moved everybody in the building, and the building itself while he was fired hoping he would not find them again. </p><p> </p><p>shop steward: You honor my client is now remediated and deserves another shot. why look in the 8 months he was off he improved from second grade level writing skills to PHD caliber. No one has ever improved so much.</p><p> </p><p>shop steward: well your honor I know the man had 12 witnesses in the room who deny it happened but you have to remember that the man screwed up and turned them against him when he put too much taco sauce on their tacos. </p><p> </p><p>shop steward; yes sir we think the man was working as a CIA spy so they fired him by putting him on super secret discharge. Oh no never mind they had him on workmans comp the whole time. yep and he cashed in his pension to pay the bills. And he worked with a broken arm and shoulder for a week because they had no one else. and then they fired him because they found someone else. Yes sir a strange twist of fate. </p><p> </p><p>shop steward: well its like this If I kick his ass and tell him to take pride in his union labor then he might actually do it. Then what the hell do I do to get out of work?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tieguy, post: 194813, member: 1912"] priceless!!! more ideas? I choked on a taco and had to wash it down with a beer. shop steward: Isn't it true you were attacked by the taco and had to fight it off with the beer? shop steward: In fact I'm going to file a grievance becasue none of the other drivers have a beer to defend theirselves with should they be attacked by a taco. Clearly a beer should be mounted and maintained in every package car by the company. shop steward: now now I realize he was standing in a room with 20 dead bodies and a bloody knife in his hand but judge not less you be judged. shop steward: now let me tell you sometin there was a time when a supervisor fabricated standing on one leg on top of a beach ball therefore all cases where you choke on a taco and have to wash it down with a beer should get thrown out of court. shop steward: the correct first aid for choking is to fight the bodies natural instinct to export the foriegn material by flooding the throat with an alcoholic beverage. stop steward: well your honor I'm sure the guy is legit its just that the company moved everybody in the building, and the building itself while he was fired hoping he would not find them again. shop steward: You honor my client is now remediated and deserves another shot. why look in the 8 months he was off he improved from second grade level writing skills to PHD caliber. No one has ever improved so much. shop steward: well your honor I know the man had 12 witnesses in the room who deny it happened but you have to remember that the man screwed up and turned them against him when he put too much taco sauce on their tacos. shop steward; yes sir we think the man was working as a CIA spy so they fired him by putting him on super secret discharge. Oh no never mind they had him on workmans comp the whole time. yep and he cashed in his pension to pay the bills. And he worked with a broken arm and shoulder for a week because they had no one else. and then they fired him because they found someone else. Yes sir a strange twist of fate. shop steward: well its like this If I kick his ass and tell him to take pride in his union labor then he might actually do it. Then what the hell do I do to get out of work? [/QUOTE]
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