Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by TooTechie, Dec 12, 2015.
So wife says I get laid tonight if I let her buy $350 Michael Kors pocketbook tonight...
So does she want you to leave the money on the nightstand?
You can get sex cheaper than that.
Not that I'd know....
For $350 she better be doing all of those things that she don't like doing.
Makes me wonder, what did Lamar get for $75,000.00 ??
A trip to the ER?
Offer $450, for her & her cute friend too.
So glad I don't have to negotiate just to get laid. Jesus.
If you "handle that business" properly, you too can use the same bartering chip.
Did she like the purse?
You have been drinking.......
I opted for "no thanks." She wasn't pleased.
Ask her if she'll go for a BJ for $175
Good for you. That's something that should be given freely with no strings attached.
Write her a check-----------------------then cancel it.
Apparently either were you.
Reminds me of this joke
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled
with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.
"There's no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?".
She only charges me $150.
My wife and I used to make some crazy bets that included some "above and beyond the call of duty" payoffs. I was usually the winner ----------even if I lost.
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