Stupid DIAD messages

[clean hairy]

What is the stupidest one you have seen?
Driving in the rain 2 hours, and this message comes across the diad
"Drive carefully, we are due for rain today"

 

[GenericUsername]

We had one today a few minutes before noon that said something along the lines of "Reminder: All air is due on time today."

 

[1989]

ETA every single day.

 

[Sixth Punch Sense]

ETA every single day.

Even stupider, when you get the message the diad blocks you from seeing your remaining stops. So I look at my shelves and guess, I'm usually a good hour off.

 

[JoesUPSacct]

reminder: don't get distracted

 

[Last One In]

This thread could be joined with the things that irritate you at work. Every message is stupid; they tell us something even a child could figure out. Goes to show you how dumb they think we are. This past Christmas when my helper was on 10 day COVID quarantine the helper coordinator sent me a message that she didn't really have COVID. I wasn't aware he had an M.D. The person with the real medical license said she did. Some days I think my head will explode.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I got one in the summertime it said walk like a penguin

 

[Analbumcover]

I remember getting a message to go help someone when my ETA was 8pm and I had about 50 NDAs in the back and the air truck leaves at 7:15.

 

[Seymour Packages]

"Follow the law. When the truck is ON your seatbelt should be ON."

Meanwhile the DVIR box is full of work orders for seatbelt sensors.

 

[PASinterference]

The moles were extra aggressive last year

 

[1989]

I got one in the summertime it said walk like a penguin

I’m sure that was a mistake. They meant to say “walk like an Egyptian”

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I’m sure that was a mistake. They meant to say “walk like an Egyptian”

 

[Re-Raise]

“Do you want to work Saturday?”

 

[1989]

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Another mistake
“Sheet your misload at the address”

 

[MyTripisCut]

“Do you want to work Saturday?”

I always want to reply

“can I bang your wife?”

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

“Do you want to work Saturday?”

I reply you're lucky that I come in today

 

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Integrity.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Integrity.

That's not going to happen on my watch

 

[DumbTruckDriver]

I always want to reply

“can I bang your wife?”

Maybe that’s what they meant by, “Do you want to work Saturday?” You’ll never know if you don’t try.

 

[MECH-lift]

I like that Orion 3.0 says who sent the diad message, a lot less threatening messages lately.