Stupid Worthless new-hires

[Alex952]

I can get past all they screw ups when they bury crap on the floor or misplace a box here and there but when I come into work and you don’t have half the crap loaded and you’re on your ass on the phone taking pictures of yourself I just want to strangle him glad the week is almost over this worthless kid has been here 3 weeks. Godforbid he be the managers kid just my luck. I’ve came in early and just watched him throw small crap behind his lip loads. And I swear to god he is screwing with me every other package is turned wrong or sharpie marks on all of the scanning barcodes. “It slipped and the sharpie marked it.” Just want to punch his throat and curb stomp him as many lies as he spews every day.

 

[Est.1998]

I can get past all they screw ups when they bury crap on the floor or misplace a box here and there but when I come into work and you don’t have half the crap loaded and you’re on your ass on the phone taking pictures of yourself I just want to strangle him glad the week is almost over this worthless kid has been here 3 weeks. Godforbid he be the managers kid just my luck. I’ve came in early and just watched him throw small crap behind his lip loads. And I swear to god he is screwing with me every other package is turned wrong or sharpie marks on all of the scanning barcodes. “It slipped and the sharpie marked it.” Just want to punch his throat and curb stomp him as many lies as he spews every day.

Solution: show your supe in the morning. Just once is all it takes.
Now, when your over allowed is up every day just refer to your preloader.
Nothing will be done about it but, you'lll have extra bling on your check each week.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Solution: show your supe in the morning. Just once is all it takes.
Now, when your over allowed is up every day just refer to your preloader.
Nothing will be done about it but, you'lll have extra bling on your check each week.

Thanks Dave

 

[cosmo1]

I can get past all they screw ups when they bury crap on the floor or misplace a box here and there but when I come into work and you don’t have half the crap loaded and you’re on your ass on the phone taking pictures of yourself I just want to strangle him glad the week is almost over this worthless kid has been here 3 weeks. Godforbid he be the managers kid just my luck. I’ve came in early and just watched him throw small crap behind his lip loads. And I swear to god he is screwing with me every other package is turned wrong or sharpie marks on all of the scanning barcodes. “It slipped and the sharpie marked it.” Just want to punch his throat and curb stomp him as many lies as he spews every day.

And you were perfect your first day?

 

[Est.1998]

SOB

Isn't it your bed time?
The street lights have been on for about 10 mins.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Isn't it your bed time?
The street lights have been on for about 10 mins.

I'm on daylight savings time

 

[Est.1998]

I'm on daylight savings time

Great response lol.
I'm settling down at this moment with a shot of patron.

 

[542thruNthru]

And you were perfect your first day?

Bet he's a dirty off the street scab like @MyTripisCut

 

[542thruNthru]

Solution: When your over allowed is up every day just refer to your load.
Nothing will be done about it but, you'lll have extra bling on your check each week.

Fixed it for you brother.

 

[542thruNthru]

I can get past all they screw ups when they bury crap on the floor or misplace a box here and there but when I come into work and you don’t have half the crap loaded and you’re on your ass on the phone taking pictures of yourself I just want to strangle him glad the week is almost over this worthless kid has been here 3 weeks. Godforbid he be the managers kid just my luck. I’ve came in early and just watched him throw small crap behind his lip loads. And I swear to god he is screwing with me every other package is turned wrong or sharpie marks on all of the scanning barcodes. “It slipped and the sharpie marked it.” Just want to punch his throat and curb stomp him as many lies as he spews every day.

Hey neighbor. How's it up in the OC?

 

[Darmark7]

I can get past all they screw ups when they bury crap on the floor or misplace a box here and there but when I come into work and you don’t have half the crap loaded and you’re on your ass on the phone taking pictures of yourself I just want to strangle him glad the week is almost over this worthless kid has been here 3 weeks. Godforbid he be the managers kid just my luck. I’ve came in early and just watched him throw small crap behind his lip loads. And I swear to god he is screwing with me every other package is turned wrong or sharpie marks on all of the scanning barcodes. “It slipped and the sharpie marked it.” Just want to punch his throat and curb stomp him as many lies as he spews every day.

I had a terrible loader it was so bad that I stopped the truck then sent In a message to the center that I was going to unload and load my truck in a parking lot. I took a picture of the packages in the parking lot then after I finished I sent a message in that it took from 11:00am till 11:50am after that I took my hr lunch. I ran 2 hrs over that day. The next day I had a different loader . Best lesson I learned before I retired was that no problem is a problem until it becomes a problem to management. My last years I never tried to solve their problems I just made sure they suffered the consequences. If I had to much air. I didn’t say a thing I just had late air. When they ask why I said “too many air stops” then they said “Did you let anyone know you had to many stops” My reply was “You dispatch I deliver what you give me” A couple times of that and they made sure to take air off me. Instead of me stressing and driving like a maniac I made it their problem. Use your head and you can do this in almost any situation. Good Luck!

 

[Box Ox]

I can get past all they screw ups when they bury crap on the floor or misplace a box here and there but when I come into work and you don’t have half the crap loaded and you’re on your ass on the phone taking pictures of yourself I just want to strangle him glad the week is almost over this worthless kid has been here 3 weeks. Godforbid he be the managers kid just my luck. I’ve came in early and just watched him throw small crap behind his lip loads. And I swear to god he is screwing with me every other package is turned wrong or sharpie marks on all of the scanning barcodes. “It slipped and the sharpie marked it.” Just want to punch his throat and curb stomp him as many lies as he spews every day.

You were hired straight into driving, weren't you?

 

[MECH-lift]

You were hired straight into driving, weren't you?

and does one route too

 

[542thruNthru]

and does one route too

I bet he has a beard.

 

[Wally]

Waaah, my load isn't perfect! Waaah!

 

[542thruNthru]

Waaah, my load isn't perfect! Waaah!View attachment 334614

Yep, seriously some of these driver's act like on road sups.

 

[Wally]

Yep, seriously some of these driver's act like on road sups.

We get paid by the hour.

 

[542thruNthru]

We get paid by the hour.

Nope, they adjust stops to each truck. So now due to call outs, I get home an hour later.

Careful what you say Wally.

 

[Est.1998]

We get paid by the minute.

Fixed it for you.

 

[Whither]

And I swear to god he is screwing with me every other package is turned wrong

If they're on the right shelf who cares? And even if they aren't, oh well, you're getting paid to find those pieces. Get the bulk off and sort.