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<blockquote data-quote="upsgrunt" data-source="post: 413756" data-attributes="member: 9295"><p>Someone showed this to me today. It's a sure thing!</p><p></p><p>If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.</p><p>If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.</p><p>If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.</p><p>But,</p><p>If you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00</p><p>Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.</p><p></p><p>A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.</p><p></p><p>Ain't ya proud?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="upsgrunt, post: 413756, member: 9295"] Someone showed this to me today. It's a sure thing! If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, If you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00 Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Ain't ya proud? [/QUOTE]
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