Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Hallihallo, Sep 16, 2007.

  1. Hallihallo

    Hallihallo New Member

    I am going into feeders and most likley am driving nights. I have a permit to Carry but we all know that is no good during workhours, since you can'y carry a weapon, I am 5.2 100 lbs fwmale and if I have a breakdown in the middle of the night, am I supposed to use my diad to defend myself or can I carry a Tazer> FYI I am blonde with 46 DD Boobs. I think I should be able to defend myself.
  2. 30andout

    30andout New Member

    Sounds like the guys need the tazers.
  3. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    A tazer is considered a weapon, so thats probably out unless you sneak one in. How about locking your door and waiting for help?
  4. HazMatMan

    HazMatMan New Member

    Why would you break down?? Those trucks purrr like kittens. You are 5 foot 2 inches and weigh 100 pounds with 46 dd boobs?? Absolutely untrue. If you weighed that little your number would not be 46 lady.. I used to work in a dept store (ladies garments section) I know how to measure them...lol
  5. blue efficacy

    blue efficacy Active Member

    If you were a 32DD I would be worried. But 46 is a little too fat for most boys. :thumbup1:
  6. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Just carry a cane....it can be used as a weapon and can also help you stand erect. :)
  7. wily_old_vet

    wily_old_vet New Member

  8. HazMatMan

    HazMatMan New Member

    Well first if it was possible (which it is not) for a 100 pound frame to have a 46dd chest do you know how unproportioned that would look?? Too weird for me. The dd is possible with surgery but the 46 no way..
  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    I'm with Brett on this one.

    In order to help you, we will need to have pictures. A lot of pictures. The less clothing in the way, the better we can determine your needs.

    This is a serious post (a safety issue), so we WILL act accordingly. At UPS SAFETY COMES FIRST!
  10. HazMatMan

    HazMatMan New Member

    Too funny!!
  11. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    I Think you would have them under enough disability as you jump out of the truck. If those dont knock them out, neither will a taser. :crying:

    Otherwise I dunno. Good luck and welcome to Brown cafe.:wink:

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    5' 2" + Airbags.....How would you reach the steering wheel? or gas and brakes...

    "I love big butts and I cannot lie...36 24 36? Not unless she's 5' 2"!!!"
  13. Ms Spoken

    Ms Spoken New Member

    You are a disgrace for other female UPS drivers. Exactly what do DD boobs have to do with your concern of a breakdown? Your post was valid until your boobs got in the way. :w00t:
  14. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    "Exactly what do DD boobs have to do with your concern..."

    Ms, are we a liilllll bit jealous, maybe?? Breast size is a very important safety factor. (At UPS, safety is job 1).

    That is why I advocate the UPS BSBS (Breast Safety Balancing System or the "Double BS"). I will join the Safety Committee tomorrow to introduce this new enhancement to female driver safety. I even think we can make it work for those feeder drivers with man-boobs, too...

    BSBS is a registered trademark of Over9five. All rights reserved. Cannot be used without owners permission.
  15. helenofcalifornia

    helenofcalifornia Well-Known Member

    What about the "ball balancing" test for men then??? And I concur with Ms. Spoken, this post is total BS. There is not one female driver in UPS who would mention her boobs in a post here. Makes us all look like idiots and nincompoops.
    5'2" 100# and 46DDD......RIGHT!!!!
  16. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    I thought the original post was BS too, I was only trying to be tactful with my post. I can't believe someone with those vital statistics would be driving a truck. In fact, I thought it was BSBS, if I don't get into trouble with Over9's copyright.:tongue_sm
  17. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

    Plus, do feeder drivers carry diads?
  18. Lobofan5

    Lobofan5 New Member

    I so completely agree.
  19. rushfan

    rushfan Well-Known Member

    I think this is b.s. also. No, feeders do no use the DIAD, and you would probably hurt yourself with that profile riding in the tractor with the air ride seats.
  20. Hallihallo

    Hallihallo New Member

    sorry typo meant 38:crying: Fyi I brought those up since I feel odds are higher for me to get attacked than some guy.
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