Thank you $$$ ORION $$$

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by poophappens, May 22, 2015.

  1. poophappens

    poophappens Member

    I follow it 100% and make so much overtime! If I can't get to my ground packages during my air I just unload the truck in the street until I can get to it! I make so many left turns and bypass so many deliveries by doing what it says. FYI I just started with ORION this week and excited for the extra $$ :)
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  2. RonBurgandy??????????

    RonBurgandy?????????? God is Great, beer is good , People are crazy.

    Sounds like a good way to have all the rest of your air late and be terminated for job sabotage Troll:bsbullf:
  3. poophappens

    poophappens Member

    How can it be sabotage if Orion tells me to deliver that way? Obviously I wouldn't do it if I would make my air late, didn't think I would have to explain that part. Service always first
  4. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

  5. UnsurePost

    UnsurePost making the unreadable unreadabler

    I followed ORION most of the day. i'm ashamed to admit was done with deliveries at 3:45pm and p/us breaks/lunches at 16:15
  6. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    There are drivers that run around in circles and think they are efficient. Thus ORION was invented.
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  7. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    We just got an update to our Orion 1.2. It now tells you the most efficient times to fart and use the restroom.
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  8. ManInBrown

    ManInBrown Well-Known Member

    HaHa. Love it
  9. UnsurePost

    UnsurePost making the unreadable unreadabler

    I had to unload my car last week to get to pkgs in the 8000 section.

    Also, was at the dock of a large supermarket (one of my first stops), the receiving person looked in and said " Man, whoever loaded your truck is a ***** idiot". Sadly, I said, the person who loads my truck is pretty good at it compared to most. :D
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  10. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    No extra overtime here. I rarely follow ORION (but still average 85% trace) and I am on the 9.5 list. I am definitely not unloading the truck into the street just to satisfy an ORION metric. Until management instructs me to do otherwise I will just continue to work smart and avoid the disaster that is ORION.
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  11. DOK

    DOK Active Member

    Same, won't unload truck, won't climb over pkgs.
  12. box_beeyotch

    box_beeyotch Well-Known Member

    What about fat chicks? You ever find yourself climbing over one of those?
  13. DOK

    DOK Active Member

    Hmmm, been a while...
  14. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    I would like to punch the inventor of Orion right in the face!
  15. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    Wouldn't we all.
  16. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    We've all had a slump buster.
  17. box_beeyotch

    box_beeyotch Well-Known Member

    :censored2: happens when you party naked!!
  18. Sounds like a supe.
  19. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

    It looks like the route I usually run has gotten ORION since the last time I ran it. Surprisingly it doesn't look like it changed too much compared to some of the other routes. Plus it seems to have dropped a lot of the pain in the ass areas on it. I'm curious as how it will be to run when I get to.