Thanksgiving awkward thread

[Anonymous 10]

Did you say 6 beers?
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I've been with the same woman for years. She looks more beautiful than ever with or without a beer. Plus I've got a beautiful daughter Grace by the grace of God and a beautiful girl dog named Bianca. I'm blessed.

 

[Cementups]

Slept till 1pm today. Ate some Cap'n'Crunch and read thru the Black Friday ads thinking "there ain't no way in hell I'm gooing out, even for those prices." Went to SIL's for supper and now exchanging with you idiots and watching some football.

Happy Chanukah everyone!!!!

 

[Anonymous 10]

Slept till 1pm today. Ate some Cap'n'Crunch and read thru the Black Friday ads thinking "there ain't no way in hell I'm gooing out, even for those prices." Went to SIL's for supper and now exchanging with you idiots and watching some football.

Happy Chanukah everyone!!!!

I love hanging with you.

 

[cachsux]

I've been with the same woman for years. She looks more beautiful than ever with or without a beer. Plus I've got a beautiful daughter Grace by the grace of God and a beautiful girl dog named Bianca. I'm blessed.

What wonderful things to say.


Especially when they're within reading distance.

 

[Cementups]

I love hanging with you.

Well, I am well hung so you've chosen well.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Well, I am well hung so you've chosen well.

Need both hands to........peel your banana? lol

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Yea my friend I have but you are truly the commish of this site. One of the true greats. I could have 6 beers or none. It's the truth.

Yea my friend I have but you are truly the commish of this site. One of the true greats. I could have 6 beers or none. It's the truth.

Could you say the same for......................6 boobs or none??

 

[Anonymous 10]

Could you say the same for......................6 boobs or none??

I'm not a boob man I'm an ass man.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I'm not a boob man I'm an ass man.

Ok 6 tight lil butt cheeks? or 6 beers??

 

[Anonymous 10]

Ok 6 tight lil butt cheeks? or 6 beers??

I'm already at my limit of beers. I cut it off a 6pm

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I'm already at my limit of beers. I cut it off a 6pm

ok...butt time!........lol

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Ok 6 tight lil butt cheeks? or 6 beers??

I got two...right here..lol

 

[cachsux]

I'm not a boob man I'm an ass man.

Testify!

 

[jaker]

Drove 6 hrs to see my oldest and found out he doesn't have a tv and TP or food , brought a Tv and some TP and some food

so spent the better of today buying stuff for them and now I am waiting for dinner to get done

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I got two...right here..lol

I want 6.......sorry....lol

 

[Catatonic]

Drove 6 hrs to see my oldest and found out he doesn't have a tv and TP or food , brought a Tv and some TP and some food

so spent the better of today buying stuff for them and now I am waiting for dinner to get done

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus! Cheers and don't you feel great?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus! Cheers and don't you feel great?

I want my stinking gumby costume back!

 

[cachsux]

I'm not a boob man I'm an ass man.

 

[cachsux]

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus! Cheers and don't you feel great?

Technically if he doesn't have food that should also eliminate the TP problem also.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I want 6.......sorry....lol

And i want a foot long lol. Sometimes...I gotta make do with 10...inches..lol