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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1454819" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Mitch Hedberg: I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, ‘man, just be yourself. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>Ellen Orleans: I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the ‘history’ I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America’s traditions tend to be over-eating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it’s a miracle that the concept of giving <a href="http://quotations.about.com/od/thanksgiving/a/Thanks-Quotes.htm" target="_blank">thanks</a> even surfaces at all. </strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>Ted Nugent: If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed -- like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1454819, member: 1246"] [B]Mitch Hedberg: I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, ‘man, just be yourself. [B]Ellen Orleans: I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the ‘history’ I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America’s traditions tend to be over-eating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it’s a miracle that the concept of giving [URL='http://quotations.about.com/od/thanksgiving/a/Thanks-Quotes.htm']thanks[/URL] even surfaces at all. [/B] [B]Ted Nugent: If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed -- like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.[/B] [/B] [/QUOTE]
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