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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 72930" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>You Might Be A Redneck This Thanksgiving If. . . . . . . .</p><p></p><p></p><p>You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.</p><p></p><p>Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.</p><p></p><p>You've ever re-used a paper plate.</p><p></p><p>If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.</p><p></p><p>If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.</p><p></p><p>Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.</p><p></p><p>Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.</p><p></p><p>Your stuffing's secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.</p><p></p><p>Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.</p><p></p><p>Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.</p><p></p><p>You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.</p><p></p><p>The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".</p><p></p><p>You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.</p><p></p><p>You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.</p><p></p><p>Your secret family recipe is illegal.</p><p></p><p>You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 72930, member: 1246"] You Might Be A Redneck This Thanksgiving If. . . . . . . . You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table. Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings. You've ever re-used a paper plate. If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side. If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table. Your turkey platter is an old hub cap. Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them. Your stuffing's secret ingredient comes from the bait shop. Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup. Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road". You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. You have an Elvis Jell-o mold. Your secret family recipe is illegal. You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer. [/QUOTE]
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