beavis
Well-Known Member
Familiar with the clear plastic display boards above the urinals? The health and safety committee or whoever put a flier in recently called the 5 "being" habits to sound like the 5 seeing habits. Of course I was peeing as I read it and got the idea. I made up a bunch of these and posted them in all the restrooms at the Portland Hub monday:
The 5 peeing habits
1. Get close, feet shoulder width apart with one foot slightly in front of the other.
2. Take a deep breath, exhale slowly with an exaggerated look of relief on your face.
3. Pee with a smooth, steady stream. Don't spurt.
4. Keep your eyes forward and avoid awkward conversation with your fellow lavatory patrons. It's okay to fart - you're in a restroom.
5. Remove excess dribble but don't overdo it. Remember: more than 2 shakes and you're playing with it.
The 5 peeing habits
1. Get close, feet shoulder width apart with one foot slightly in front of the other.
2. Take a deep breath, exhale slowly with an exaggerated look of relief on your face.
3. Pee with a smooth, steady stream. Don't spurt.
4. Keep your eyes forward and avoid awkward conversation with your fellow lavatory patrons. It's okay to fart - you're in a restroom.
5. Remove excess dribble but don't overdo it. Remember: more than 2 shakes and you're playing with it.
es piss in a bottle and keep it in the truck as as a souvenir. The smart thing to do would be to use some commonsense and pour the bottle out, outside your truck in the road or grass. Well one thing is for sure we don't have a 
