The 5 peeing habits

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by beavis, Feb 6, 2014.

  1. beavis

    beavis Member

    Familiar with the clear plastic display boards above the urinals? The health and safety committee or whoever put a flier in recently called the 5 "being" habits to sound like the 5 seeing habits. Of course I was peeing as I read it and got the idea. I made up a bunch of these and posted them in all the restrooms at the Portland Hub monday:

    The 5 peeing habits

    1. Get close, feet shoulder width apart with one foot slightly in front of the other.

    2. Take a deep breath, exhale slowly with an exaggerated look of relief on your face.

    3. Pee with a smooth, steady stream. Don't spurt.

    4. Keep your eyes forward and avoid awkward conversation with your fellow lavatory patrons. It's okay to fart - you're in a restroom.

    5. Remove excess dribble but don't overdo it. Remember: more than 2 shakes and you're playing with it.
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  2. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

  3. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    You know Hoax...your role as s a moderator is to clean up the poop. You wouldn't have so much to clean up if you stopped....feeding the birds.
  4. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    The Great Cornholio! Excellent's some tippy! lol
  5. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    I seriously thought you two would like this.
    I laughed and thought about y'all.
  6. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    I did....see my above post. Where is that thread you posted a few days ago regarding the possible creation of clubs on BC? You had such "nice" things to say about me and IVE in there....along with some other members. Please put me back on ignore now.
  7. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

    Only two shakes?
  8. Gumby

    Gumby *
  9. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Beavis forgot to mention to support it in the middle to keep the end from getting wet.
  10. iowa boy

    iowa boy Well-Known Member

    Once it touches the cold water in the bowl, that problem will go away quickly...
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  11. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    Im still waiting and searching for the answer as to why :censored2:es piss in a bottle and keep it in the truck as as a souvenir. The smart thing to do would be to use some commonsense and pour the bottle out, outside your truck in the road or grass. Well one thing is for sure we don't have a :censored2: shortage with drivers lol.
  12. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    That's butthead's job.
  13. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

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    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

  15. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    lol reminds me of kindergarten. We had a trough urinal. Let's just say I would of hated to clean that bathroom.
  16. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    Yeah im old too cause I remember that shiznitt too. The good ole days lol. Like a competition knowing dam well ya didn't know what the hell you were doing lol.
  17. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    As you get older you will find that rule #3 no longer applies.
  18. sryno

    sryno TGIF@1845

    Good times... We used to see who could squirt the far end of the trough. Standing at the opposite end... Too old now... Couldn't get spit that far now.. Lol Would probably stroke out now...

    Sent using My busted body.