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The Doctor is in: Post your concerns and I will provide guidance
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<blockquote data-quote="Fighting4yourRights" data-source="post: 283655" data-attributes="member: 10388"><p><span style="color: black">At the request of hundreds of our most popular BC discussants (see Lunch Break Thread), I have finally decided to oblige the numerous requests that I respond to the concerns (primarily personal issues are most desired) with good old fashioned sound advice: superhero style. I've been known to post such greats as <em>how to effectively take a lunch break</em> <em>at UPS</em> among countless other highly relevant posts. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">Here is just one example, </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">Lynda, I have noticed that my son is interested in strippers and it's only getting worse. He just entered the 3rd grade I want to know how I should handle the situation. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">Lynda's professional response:</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">First, thank the Lord your child is gonna be straight. Now, he's young but not too young to begin healthy fantasies about strippers and especially paying for sex. Is his father bald? If so, it's better to groom him now for paying for the attention from attractive women. Does your family have a history of putting on extra weight? If so, groom, groom, groom. In fact, take it to the next level and begin to demonstrate proper etiquette and appropriate state laws for handing over money for sex/drugs/alcohol. He will definitely thank you by the time he turns 10. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">Please promptly post your questions and try to keep from expressing too much emotion. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Fighting4yourRights, post: 283655, member: 10388"] [COLOR=black]At the request of hundreds of our most popular BC discussants (see Lunch Break Thread), I have finally decided to oblige the numerous requests that I respond to the concerns (primarily personal issues are most desired) with good old fashioned sound advice: superhero style. I've been known to post such greats as [I]how to effectively take a lunch break[/I] [I]at UPS[/I] among countless other highly relevant posts. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Here is just one example, [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Lynda, I have noticed that my son is interested in strippers and it's only getting worse. He just entered the 3rd grade I want to know how I should handle the situation. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Lynda's professional response:[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]First, thank the Lord your child is gonna be straight. Now, he's young but not too young to begin healthy fantasies about strippers and especially paying for sex. Is his father bald? If so, it's better to groom him now for paying for the attention from attractive women. Does your family have a history of putting on extra weight? If so, groom, groom, groom. In fact, take it to the next level and begin to demonstrate proper etiquette and appropriate state laws for handing over money for sex/drugs/alcohol. He will definitely thank you by the time he turns 10. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Please promptly post your questions and try to keep from expressing too much emotion. [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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