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The Doctor is in: Post your concerns and I will provide guidance
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<blockquote data-quote="Fighting4yourRights" data-source="post: 283673" data-attributes="member: 10388"><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">Lynda always says: Communication is a weed in the garden of love. And you can take that to the bank and cash it in for a nice ROI. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">It sounds like your wife has not been living up to her wedding vows and you are probably right, larger boobs = intense sexual interest = higher productivity at UPS. Don't, I repeat, don't talk it over with your wife. She won't have anything valuable to add to the conversation. Instead, you will have to perform this easy surgery on your own.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">1st: Knock her out. (Feed her some brandy with one part cyanide and 2 parts Prozac).</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">2nd: Make a large incision in the upper breasts and carefully slip a giant, family sized icy-pack between the skin and breast(s). </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">3rd: Stitch 'er up. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">Presto, you wife will be your wildest fantasy (only in dark rooms or if you squint your eyes when looking at her). An added bonus for you when the temperature drops. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">Now, is there anything on you that might need a little ahem... enhancing... <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/smart.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":smart:" title="Smart :smart:" data-shortname=":smart:" /></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Fighting4yourRights, post: 283673, member: 10388"] [COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Lynda always says: Communication is a weed in the garden of love. And you can take that to the bank and cash it in for a nice ROI. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]It sounds like your wife has not been living up to her wedding vows and you are probably right, larger boobs = intense sexual interest = higher productivity at UPS. Don't, I repeat, don't talk it over with your wife. She won't have anything valuable to add to the conversation. Instead, you will have to perform this easy surgery on your own.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]1st: Knock her out. (Feed her some brandy with one part cyanide and 2 parts Prozac).[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]2nd: Make a large incision in the upper breasts and carefully slip a giant, family sized icy-pack between the skin and breast(s). [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]3rd: Stitch 'er up. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Presto, you wife will be your wildest fantasy (only in dark rooms or if you squint your eyes when looking at her). An added bonus for you when the temperature drops. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Now, is there anything on you that might need a little ahem... enhancing... :smart:[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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