Home
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Life After Brown
The Doctor is in: Post your concerns and I will provide guidance
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Fighting4yourRights" data-source="post: 285343" data-attributes="member: 10388"><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">My professional response, the squeaky wheel gets the oil. Let me ask you something, after a first date with a beautiful other, do you wait a few days before calling? You shouldn't. Call immediately and then again every 5 minutes. Technology has helped us out - use it. Text her at least twice that you can't stop thinking about her, email her that you want to slit your wrists, try to call her at work. Send flowers. But don't go overboard - it may be seen as a turn off.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">The same goes for work. Be punch drunk. By no means should you overstep the professional boundary. So listen closely: Go to management and confess to her/him that you are obsessed, then look away, giggle, scream out, “Union Buster” and then in the same breath sob, “I wish I could quit you”, blow a kiss, cry a little, mouth "I love you" and then run off. Talk about your coworkers behind their back and then, just for fun, tell them to their face. Carry the most recent contract in your back pocket and when a customer asks a question, perform your favorite part from memory. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">The single most important career enhancing thing you can do is march directly up to a Fed ex partime sup and ask exactly how many folks they had to sleep with to get to where they are today...and then giggle, but only a little…</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black">Have I left anything out?</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Fighting4yourRights, post: 285343, member: 10388"] [COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]My professional response, the squeaky wheel gets the oil. Let me ask you something, after a first date with a beautiful other, do you wait a few days before calling? You shouldn't. Call immediately and then again every 5 minutes. Technology has helped us out - use it. Text her at least twice that you can't stop thinking about her, email her that you want to slit your wrists, try to call her at work. Send flowers. But don't go overboard - it may be seen as a turn off.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]The same goes for work. Be punch drunk. By no means should you overstep the professional boundary. So listen closely: Go to management and confess to her/him that you are obsessed, then look away, giggle, scream out, “Union Buster” and then in the same breath sob, “I wish I could quit you”, blow a kiss, cry a little, mouth "I love you" and then run off. Talk about your coworkers behind their back and then, just for fun, tell them to their face. Carry the most recent contract in your back pocket and when a customer asks a question, perform your favorite part from memory. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]The single most important career enhancing thing you can do is march directly up to a Fed ex partime sup and ask exactly how many folks they had to sleep with to get to where they are today...and then giggle, but only a little…[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Have I left anything out?[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Life After Brown
The Doctor is in: Post your concerns and I will provide guidance
Top