The most disgusting package you've ever delivered

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Mike23, Jul 18, 2009.

  1. Mike23

    Mike23 Guest

    Yes, another thread by me. Let the eye rolling commence!

    I had an air package for tofu last year. It was +30 Celsius out and had to be delivered by noon. Well, air meet was at 1040ish so hadn't had a chance to check that package. I looked at the address and it was directed to a business complex but no unit number OR business name.

    So, I tried the phone number on it (since it was starting to smell around 1130ish) and got a, 'the baseball diamonds around Calgary are now open' message.

    I had to drive around with this stuff for the rest of the day. It gooped (yes, gooped) ALL over my top shelf, soaked several packages (which in turn made them stink). It smelt so bad you could taste it. It was like eating something that had just waaaaay to much sugar in it.

    I think it was god punishing me for laughing at the guy at our airmeet the week before with bad fish on his truck. It went back into ECS who just threw it in the garbage :(
  2. sano

    sano New Member

    The worst I loaded was 20+ boxes of frozen dead rats headed to the zoo. Unfortunately, this time they were just dead not frozen.
  3. disneyworld

    disneyworld Active Member

    The head of a Caribou on the way to the taxidermist. The box was splattered with blood.
  4. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    Frederick's of Hollywood to a fat ugly housewife.
  5. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

  6. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    Fetal pigs packed in formaldehyde, being delivered to a high school science lab. Each pig was in a plastic bag; one of them ruptured, soaking the thru the cardboard and causing the box to open. :sick:
  7. Mike23

    Mike23 Guest

    What?! You didn't take it home for BBQ?!
  8. Dustyroads

    Dustyroads New Member

    How about a half dozen five gallon buckets of animal blood going to a guy who was making catfish bait. The 100 plus degrees temps in the back of the package car and that metal floor had the stuff pretty ripe by 2 pm.
  9. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Now remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Make sure at that stop that you beholdin' your tongue!:happy-very:
  10. filthpig

    filthpig Active Member

    Once while setting up, i tossed a pak to the opposite shelf and it came open in mid fling. It was a 18 inch or so :censored2: (with a handle). It was going to a single dude. I heaved (almost).
  11. JonFrum

    JonFrum Member

    Any one remember, years ago, the time the human heads were shipped, and one of them fell out of the box?

    [Note to Shippers: UPS does not accept human heads for shipment, attached to bodies or unattached, even if properly packed.] :wink2:
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    Here in Lynnfield, Ma. we ship Lobstah (note correct spelling and pronunciation) all over by Next Day Air. Every now and then a defrosted box is returned. The smell is horrendous!!! :sick:
  12. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    LOL I should have looked at that lobstah box I delivered to Walmart yesterday. Maybe it came from your area Jon!
  13. Jim Kemp

    Jim Kemp Active Member

    I remember the Human Head thing, seems they were going to a research hospital and one fell out in the Louisville air hub. Made the national news.
  14. MechanicForBrown

    MechanicForBrown Prblm found,part on order

    Sorry, you must meen Beeyah Holder!

    Aaaahhhh, now I remember... I havent been in Lynma in a while, but I do remember seeing that trailer backed in and unloaded every day. I think Nick unloads it, no?
  15. UnsurePost

    UnsurePost making the unreadable unreadabler

    Not as much as the human head? :sick:
  16. JonFrum

    JonFrum Member

    Big square white box with little critters inside crying, "Help us Dilli, there's been a terrible mistake. Set us free." :happy-very:
  17. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    LOL yep dems da ones!!!!!!!!! I begged the Walmart people to allow me to take 'em home and take extra good care of 'em. :wink2: Didn't work. :surprised: I might have to go in and check the tank, make sure they have the proper living conditions. If not I would demand they be my custody of course.:happy-very:
  18. Browner

    Browner New Member

    Once delivered a 5 gallon pale as I set it down, there was a maggot on my hand and noticed a few on the pale itself. I said to the receiver what ever this is it can't be good. He said no that's whats in the pale maggots, we smash them and make fishing lures.
  19. ajblakejr

    ajblakejr Age quod agis

    Always be yourself.

    I enjoy the threads.

    ya gotta take chances in this life...
  20. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    this is't disgusting to me but how about the 2 foot tall penis shaped vessels that contain bull semen? How would you like to find that open in your truck?