Ms Spoken
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The sad thing is you know those boys who packed it didn't take the time to wash their hands. So now you have bull semen on the handle of the container that you just touched.
The sad thing is you know those boys who packed it didn't take the time to wash their hands. So now you have bull semen on the handle of the container that you just touched.
stevetheupsguy
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Ha Ha Ha!Once while setting up, i tossed a pak to the opposite shelf and it came open in mid fling. It was a 18 inch or so(with a handle). It was going to a single dude. I heaved (almost).
That'll really "cement" his hand to the handle.
What does P.E.T.A. think about bull semen?
You want my what?
IVGottaBeDreaming
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Well I'm not a driver so I didn't deliver this but maybe it'll still count
We had a leaker full of urine samples one time I guess like drug tests or something... but the PT sup asked the FT sup if he wanted it in his office because it's a bio hazard and it's not supposed to even be shipped through UPS. He said "That smells like piss!"
We had a leaker full of urine samples one time I guess like drug tests or something... but the PT sup asked the FT sup if he wanted it in his office because it's a bio hazard and it's not supposed to even be shipped through UPS. He said "That smells like piss!"
P. E. T. A.What does P.E.T.A. think about bull semen?
People Eating Tasty Animals
Animals are for eating. That's why they're made of food.
stevetheupsguy
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LOL, I'll pass this on to my vegan buddies. Oh, wait a sec, I don't have any vegan buddies.P. E. T. A.
People Eating Tasty Animals
Animals are for eating. That's why they're made of food.
ol'browneye
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stevetheupsguy
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Yuck, to "milking" of that sort.
Don't they have machines for that?Yes, another thread by me. Let the eye rolling commence!
I had an air package for tofu last year. It was +30 Celsius out and had to be delivered by noon. Well, air meet was at 1040ish so hadn't had a chance to check that package. I looked at the address and it was directed to a business complex but no unit number OR business name.
So, I tried the phone number on it (since it was starting to smell around 1130ish) and got a, 'the baseball diamonds around Calgary are now open' message.
I had to drive around with this stuff for the rest of the day. It gooped (yes, gooped) ALL over my top shelf, soaked several packages (which in turn made them stink). It smelt so bad you could taste it. It was like eating something that had just waaaaay to much sugar in it.
I think it was god punishing me for laughing at the guy at our airmeet the week before with bad fish on his truck. It went back into ECS who just threw it in the garbage
evilleace
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That actually happened in my building it was open and somehow ended up all over the floor of the car during the preload.
stevetheupsguy
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bigbrownhen
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In late summer a few years back I had a stinking pkg in the truck all day. I triple bagged it and it still reaked like rotten hamburger. When I finally got to the house I mentioned to the lady that whatever she ordered had gone bad, she informed me it was sea shells they had gathered on the beach on a recent vacation in Florida. I smelled that stink the rest of the day everytime I got in back of the truck.
MechanicForBrown
Prblm found,part on order
"Gotta kill it before yah grill it"P. E. T. A.
People Eating Tasty Animals
Animals are for eating. That's why they're made of food.
When I was delivering to a housing project in NY, I picked up a Haband package on a call tag from a dark apartment in a dark hallway. When I got to my next stop a few floors down I had cockroaches crawling all over me as they must have nested in the box waiting for the pickup. Needless to say ran to package care and stripped down and shook out browns. Still get chills 20 years later. P.S., the pickup sat on the shelf for 3 or 4 days as nobody would touch it. Had to get DMP to remove it after management team didnt take care of it.
Today, Last stop, Knocked and woman frantically came to door and pointed me to the side door of garage. While standing there waiting, I noticed at LEAST 100 flies in between the window and the blind. While I stood there lost in my disgust, and wondering what the Heck, I went back around to the front door and she was beating the heck out of a hundred more in her picture window. I dropped and ran. Gotta be a dead body in there.
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