the only reason I like working for ups

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by stoni24, Nov 27, 2012.

  1. stoni24

    stoni24 New Member

    The only reason i like working for ups is when I stop at the local quick-mart for my nightly $1.29 bud light, hand the little 20 something year old pregnant girl( making minimum wage)a $5 bill. Then I walk away (daily) saying "keep the change". In a dumb way it makes me feel good......... More examples????
  2. laffter

    laffter Active Member

    This is before you finish your route, yes?
  3. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    I drive straight home and drink some water and relish the $5 still in my wallet.:cheers:

    This is Kinrossy, not klein!
  4. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    Do you drink in on the way home??
  5. stoni24

    stoni24 New Member

    Sure I drink it on the way. It's a 2 mile journey after I leave the store. Ur point?
  6. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    I like the fact that I can afford to buy golf clubs, golf balls, and pay for my weekend excursions at the golf course. The bennies rock too!!
  7. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Save the tip you give the girl and buy good beer.
  8. ymelord

    ymelord Active Member

    I could understand leaving a 20 year old girl your hoping to get pregnant, your change.
  9. laffter

    laffter Active Member

  10. rod

    rod retired and happy

    In some states it used to be legal to drink a cold one while driving a car as long as you weren't legaly drunk. In some states just the passengers could drink. I don't know if any of those states still exist.
  11. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    We just got Sunday Alcohol sales here, the liquor stores are open seven days a week!
  12. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    Need more than $5.
    Blue or Burgundy Label?
  13. gostillerz

    gostillerz Member

    At least you're still paying child support ;)
  14. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    The point is its illegal and most certainly not worth it. Buy a 6 pack Sunday drive home then drink one each night.
  15. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    It's still legal for passengers to drink here. I'm not aware of anywhere that the driver can drink.
  16. cino321

    cino321 Active Member

    Yeah but then the pregnant chick doesn't get her tip.
  17. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    We have a driver who buys a 40 for the ride home every night.

    I'm with Hoke---the $5 would stay in my wallet.
  18. browniehound

    browniehound Well-Known Member

    Do you understand what that $3.71 a day you are giving her everyday compounded at 7% over 30 years would net you? I'm not going to do the math but I would guess its in the tens of thousands of dollars. Maybe she understands this and when you go in there at age 64 after a day of still driving the package car she will own the store, be driving a late model cadillac and trying to figure out why you were so generous, LOL.

    My friend, don't sacrifice your retirement and financial security to make yourself feel good in the moment. Or she could be some junkie. Either way, you lose.
  19. Dracula

    Dracula Package Car is cake compared to this...

    I'm assuming you don't waste any money, or give to the United Way. Any money given to the United Way, compounded at 7% over 30 years would also net you a few bucks too, no?
  20. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    You can write off your UW---not your tips. A $3.71 tip on a $1.29 purchase is almost 300%.