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<blockquote data-quote="catstalking" data-source="post: 5819751" data-attributes="member: 50268"><p>Upon sighting your avatar, I naturally gave the order to post the copypasta. That's my style sir.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)">>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays</span></strong></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>Small skirmish between the British and French</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>Tongue is missing as usual</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>They win the skirmish</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>Messenger on horseback approaches</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>"Bloody ell Patrick, what's 'e want now"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>His spymaster of the day is there</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>"Sharpe, this is Lord <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />sworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>Lord <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />worth insults him for being a poor but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>A few battles happen on the way to the objective</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>They <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>"LOOK OUT SIR"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>Lord <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />sworth appears and betrays Sharpe</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>Ducos appears</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>"Bloody Ducos"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>Battle happens</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>Wellington arrives</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)"><strong>>Sharpe and his men march into the sunset</strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: rgb(65, 168, 95)">>THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="catstalking, post: 5819751, member: 50268"] Upon sighting your avatar, I naturally gave the order to post the copypasta. That's my style sir. [B][COLOR=rgb(65, 168, 95)]>Cheesy 80s guitar mixed with fife and drum intro plays[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=rgb(65, 168, 95)][B]>Small skirmish between the British and French >Tongue is missing as usual >Sharpe flailing his sword around while Hagman gives cover fire >They win the skirmish >Messenger on horseback approaches >"Lieutenant/Captain/Major Sharpe, you are summoned to Lord Wellington's tent" >"Bloody ell Patrick, what's 'e want now" >Sharpe arrives in old Nosey's tent >His spymaster of the day is there >As is a weasel looking British officer or French lord >"Sharpe, this is Lord :censored:sworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and Major Ducos is around so watch out for him >Lord :censored:worth insults him for being a poor but reluctantly accepts that this is Wellington's best man >"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun" >Cut to Sharpe and Patrick discussing the mission >"It dun maek bloody sense Patrick, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot" >"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir" >A few battles happen on the way to the objective >Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Sharpe suggestively >They :censored: >"Look Patrick! It's the thing we're here for!" >"LOOK OUT SIR" >Lord :censored:sworth appears and betrays Sharpe >Ducos appears >"HON HON HON! Bamboozled you again my nemesis" >"Bloody Ducos" >Battle happens >Patrick goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" with the 7 barrelled gun >Wellington arrives >"Well done Sharpe! You've done it again" >Sharpe and his men march into the sunset[/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=rgb(65, 168, 95)]>THERE'S FORTY SHILLINGS ON THE DRUM...FOR THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER TO COME...[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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