The Pro Wrestling Thread!
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Indecisi0n
Well-Known Member
Moving to the gay section.
MyTripisCut
Never bought my own handtruck
You sign up for the network?
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
No, but I would like it if they have all that old stuff.
Misthios
I love my job. Don't you?
I haven't been on the network in awhile but I know they added a lot of older stuff. He owns the tape library for as much of the old territories as he can.
Shift Inhibit
He who laughs last didn't get it.
“This goes out to all my freaks out there: Big Poppa Pump is your hookup; holler, if you hear me!"
Misthios
I love my job. Don't you?
Scott Steiner: You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
Makes no sense but damnit Steiner has been magic on the mic
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
Makes no sense but damnit Steiner has been magic on the mic
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
All those roids he took for sure shrunk the junk.
542thruNthru
Well-Known Member
Pro Wrestling is gay....
Indecisi0n
Well-Known Member
Going to sticky this.
silverbullet2893
KILL KILL!!
its cheesy as hell watching now with no fans in attendance
542thruNthru
Well-Known Member
Now its cheesy????
oldngray
nowhere special
You don't like getting a thumb up your poop chute?
542thruNthru
Well-Known Member
That's real wrestling. A real man takes a thumb in the ass. These pro wrestling fairies use a chair to the head.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Old school AWA TV matches had like 100 people in the audience. You could hear some young kid yelling "Go Dusty (Rhoades) Go".
