The T Ferguson customer questions thread

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Turdferguson, Feb 6, 2018.

  1. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    Welcome to the customer question thread. Where if you have a question about you package hopefully we will be able to help you out.
    No question is too small. We are here to help
     
  2. Do you have to be a giant butthole to work the customer counter?
     
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  3. sailfish

    sailfish Hakuna Matata

    I was sitting right by my door all day but they never knocked. Can I make them come back?
     
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  4. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    You aren't a customer so kiss off punk
     
  5. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

    Yes, next question
     
  6. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    What is the largest turd that can still be safely flushed?
     
  7. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    No but it helps.......don't make me on topic this bastard, because I will
     
  8. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

    Maybe tomorrow, maybe go to locker, too
     
  9. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

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  10. It was a legitimate question
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  11. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    You can drink the milk...just don’t count the cows.
    ................Cigars.
     
  12. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    You aren't a customer so you are mocking the sanctity of this thread
     
  13. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    will you tape my packages for me if i bring them in, and i over fill the box, i put a big :censored2: in there for @Future
     
  14. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    Shut the :censored2: up.
    ............T Ferguson
     
  15. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    We will .The UPS store will charge you for that. The counter will not
     
  16. I order packages sometimes.
     
  17. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    Then how can I help you, did you have a question in regards to a package
     
  18. Can I have it delivered at a specific time?
     
  19. Catatonic

    Catatonic Nine Lives

    It helps ... especially in Kentucky.
     
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  20. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    If you are a premium Choice member then you can request to have a two hour window for you delivery for a fee
     
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