There's a joker in every deck

[NXA]

I've heard "Is this a box of money? " so many times it's starting to make me laugh.

The one about FedEx and UPS merging isn't quite there yet.

 

[scratch]

Just tell them that it used to be full of money. Then turn around and walk away.

 

[clean hairy]

As soon as a person starts with the fedex ups joke, I immediately tell them "That makes 3,934 time I have heard that one."
That shuts them up real quick!

 

[Ms.PacMan]

I had a very elderly woman tell me that joke the other day and I laughed - but only for her.

 

[greengrenades]

I've heard "Is this a box of money? " so many times it's starting to make me laugh.

The one about FedEx and UPS merging isn't quite there yet.

I have seen drivers on two occasions go off on someone about the merger joke. They were 30 year vets so I'm sure they hit that wall lol.

 

[barnyard]

Me, "Wait, wait, wait. You can not possibly believe that you are the 1st one to have told me that one? No one is that gullible."

 

[olroadbeech]

" another day in paradise , aint it?"

or "heres our UPS driver . living the dream, right?"

feel like punching the next person who says these.

 

[PT Car Washer]

Is it true you guys only make right hand turns?

 

[Indecisi0n]

I say "maybe it's a football and slam it on the floor ".

 

[selfcancelsignal]

" another day in paradise , aint it?"

or "heres our UPS driver . living the dream, right?"

feel like punching the next person who says these.

Customer asks how your day is going... You are honest occasionally & sheepishly say, "not very well". They say, "oh that's too bad, why?" You tell them honestly, & they respond with, "that's why you get paid the big bucks." My 2 thoughts? I'm not even full scale yet, d---head, & how hard I wanna kick 'em between the legs.

 

[PASinterference]

Somebody said y'all don't have a/c. Why not?

 

[brownmonster]

Customer asks how your day is going... You are honest occasionally & sheepishly say, "not very well". They say, "oh that's too bad, why?" You tell them honestly, & they respond with, "that's why you get paid the big bucks." My 2 thoughts? I'm not even full scale yet, d---head, & how hard I wanna kick 'em between the legs.

Way too much customer interaction.

 

[8000Shelf]

"Hey what can brown do for you"

or

"Do I need to sign?"

or

me: "You can refuse it or I'll mark it as possible damage"

 

[FilingBluesFL]

Way too much customer interaction.

It's always the ones you DON'T want to interact with, that are always the ones that need the most attention...

 

[8000Shelf]

Working late tonight?

or

I thought you guys only worked this late a Christmas

 

[Jackburton]

" half hearted laugh, and just say yeaahhhh, smile and walk away"

Don't have to many customer interactions nowadays, usually to far away from the door to hear anything they say after ringing the bell.

 

[NXA]

" another day in paradise , aint it?"

or "heres our UPS driver . living the dream, right?"

feel like punching the next person who says these.

... "is that what they're calling it now? "

... "yeah, how did you get in it? "


Are my stock responses. I should have better ones.

 

[NXA]

Working late tonight?

or

I thought you guys only worked this late a Christmas

It's always the guy in his jammies signing for wine. "Every night, all year. "

 

[Packmule]

Is it true you guys only make right hand turns?

Now it's true we only make left turns.

 

[selfcancelsignal]

Way too much customer interaction.

Yeah, that's why I try to say the standard "good" instead of getting into the whole story of why my day was shot to hell.