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<blockquote data-quote="retiredTxfeeder" data-source="post: 1421231" data-attributes="member: 52978"><p>One more. I had a residential for a regular customer. I probably came by her house once a week for maybe 5 years, so they knew me. I rang the doorbell, and while I was waiting, a wasp went up my pants leg and started stinging me all the way up to the nether region. She opened the door and I was a dancing. I shouted "There's something stinging me and I'm coming out of these pants. I can either do it here on your porch and give your neighbors something to talk about, or you can let me use your bathroom. Decide quickly, please." She stepped back and hollered "down the hall, first door on the right." We laughed about that for years afterward.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="retiredTxfeeder, post: 1421231, member: 52978"] One more. I had a residential for a regular customer. I probably came by her house once a week for maybe 5 years, so they knew me. I rang the doorbell, and while I was waiting, a wasp went up my pants leg and started stinging me all the way up to the nether region. She opened the door and I was a dancing. I shouted "There's something stinging me and I'm coming out of these pants. I can either do it here on your porch and give your neighbors something to talk about, or you can let me use your bathroom. Decide quickly, please." She stepped back and hollered "down the hall, first door on the right." We laughed about that for years afterward. [/QUOTE]
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