Things that sound dirty but are not.

[DS]

There's tons of them in hockey...he slides it in the crease,he got a double minor,but I Loved this one....
"Dominic Moore opens up the legs of Belfour and slides it in like he's done it a million times!"
Football..."that was the biggest sack I've seen all day"
Golf....Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more....
An amateur female was golfing and got stung by a bee between the first and second hole.
Despite her wide stance she managed a birdie.
I know there's millions more.....

 

[DS]

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

 

[DS]

ok I'm on a roll..."It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

 

[old levi's]

Diad board wouldn't load properly one morning / oms lady told me to pull it out and stick it back in / I looked at her and smiled

 

[browndevil]

I asked my preloader one morning as I was in a hurry to get out and deliver an EAM "How fast can you shove it all in?"

 

[DS]

HaHaLolrotf..................
50 Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't (DANCE VIDEO) - YouTube

 

[moreluck]

The ladies of the Walnut Street Mission have discarded clothes. They invite you to come and inspect them.

 

[moreluck]

Prostitutes appeal to Pope.

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[over9five]

I heard this song last night and thought of this thread:

[video=youtube;7YUuyzQDmjY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY[/video]

Nope, nothing dirty here!

 

[satellitedriver]

It's a Texas thing.
CAPROCK 45x109 ~ Hoyle Nix ... Big Balls In Cowtown ... '59 Western Swing - YouTube

 

[satellitedriver]

My favorite.

Grumpy Old Men-Funniest Quotes - YouTube

 

[wkmac]

[video=youtube;00zuDUNTeXM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00zuDUNTeXM[/video]


Also the lady from behind in loud, crescendo, impassioned voice crying out, "OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!" and then you remember it's Sunday morning and you're sitting in church!

 

[Brain Genocide]

lake titicaca

 

[iowa boy]

Delivered to an asian customer and asked for the the last name to clarify and she spelled it out as "s-h-i-h". Bet you can't guess what letter I accidently typed in instead of the last H?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

P? M? N? Z?

 

[iowa boy]

P? M? N? Z?

So close...

But luckily I caught it before I hit enter again. That could have been real ugly.

 

[BSWALKS]

Bangkok

 

[BSWALKS]

Eager beaver

 

[browned out]

One of our drivers broke the strap on the back of his new diad. He asked the person in charge of ordering supplies if she could get a new strap on....his diad

 

[BSWALKS]

Maybe we should measure it first, I don't think it will fit.