Things that sound dirty but are not.

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by DS, Nov 26, 2011.

  1. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    There's tons of them in hockey...he slides it in the crease,he got a double minor,but I Loved this one....
    "Dominic Moore opens up the legs of Belfour and slides it in like he's done it a million times!"
    Football..."that was the biggest sack I've seen all day"
    Golf....Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more....
    An amateur female was golfing and got stung by a bee between the first and second hole.
    Despite her wide stance she managed a birdie.
    I know there's millions more.....
  2. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
  3. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    ok I'm on a roll..."It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
  4. faded jeans

    faded jeans just a member

    Diad board wouldn't load properly one morning / oms lady told me to pull it out and stick it back in / I looked at her and smiled
  5. browndevil

    browndevil Active Member

    I asked my preloader one morning as I was in a hurry to get out and deliver an EAM "How fast can you shove it all in?"
  6. DS

    DS Fenderbender

  7. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    The ladies of the Walnut Street Mission have discarded clothes. They invite you to come and inspect them.
  8. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Prostitutes appeal to Pope.
  9. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    I heard this song last night and thought of this thread:


    Nope, nothing dirty here!
  10. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

  11. satellitedriver

    satellitedriver Moderator Staff Member

  12. wkmac

    wkmac Well-Known Member


    Also the lady from behind in loud, crescendo, impassioned voice crying out, "OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!" and then you remember it's Sunday morning and you're sitting in church!
  13. Brain Genocide

    Brain Genocide New Member

    lake titicaca
  14. iowa boy

    iowa boy Well-Known Member

    Delivered to an asian customer and asked for the the last name to clarify and she spelled it out as "s-h-i-h". Bet you can't guess what letter I accidently typed in instead of the last H?
  15. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    P? M? N? Z?
  16. iowa boy

    iowa boy Well-Known Member

    So close...

    But luckily I caught it before I hit enter again. That could have been real ugly.

    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated


    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated

    Eager beaver
  19. browned out

    browned out Active Member

    One of our drivers broke the strap on the back of his new diad. He asked the person in charge of ordering supplies if she could get a new strap on....his diad

    BSWALKS I Wanna Be Sedated

    Maybe we should measure it first, I don't think it will fit.