Things That will Never Happen

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by clean hairy, Feb 19, 2020.

  1. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    UPS getting rid of Orion.
    Shaq running a Basketball Camp with him teaching "How to Make Free Throws" part of the camp!
     
  2. Wontmake9.5

    Wontmake9.5 My job is fun

    Also anyone caring about this thread.
     
    • Funny Funny x 9
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • List
  3. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    And don’t forget, @Future will never get a BJ.
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
    • Winner Winner x 2
    • List
  4. Wontmake9.5

    Wontmake9.5 My job is fun

    @Indecisi0n will never go in the closet.
     
  5. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1
    • List
  6. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Dumpster, INABAG

    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • List
  7. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Fixed it for you.
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Winner Winner x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    • List
  8. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

  9. Grey

    Grey Active Member

    Lebron being the GOAT
     
  10. Alamo Joe

    Alamo Joe Member

    Newer drivers not taking their trash out of a package car.
     
    • Agree Agree x 3
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1
    • List
  11. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Free lunch!
     
  12. a911scanner

    a911scanner Active Member

    Fixed this one too.
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1
    • List
  13. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Free drinks!
     
  14. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    We get free water all the time.

    Geez get it together
     
  15. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Trailer in the bay the IVIS tells you it's in.
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • List
  16. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Liver damage is non reversible.
     
  17. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    The weed man show up on time
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1
    • List
  18. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Lawn guy?
     
  19. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    I sent him your sisters number. He good
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • List
  20. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    enough union brothers show up to vote down a contract!
     
    • Agree Agree x 3
    • Winner Winner x 1
    • List