Ok, didn't see this posted anywhere (but I could be blind I did do the mega search though) and found it shocking! I was wondering what everything thinks about while working? Today I was huuuuuuungry and thought, 'I'm hungry' so I tried to go to a convenience store (it actually had convenient store in the title). It was closed! I then thought, 'how's that possible? Wouldn't it be an inconvenient store then?' Unfortunately I couldn't find the vid for this song but those fans of yes dear may remember this song: The lyrics to the "Things I Think About at Work" song: "Another morning in my security box Every stage has free bagels and lox I just noticed I'm wearing two different-colored socks Man, this Vanilla Coke® really rocks My second-favorite actor has gotta be Captain Kirk These are things I think about at work I wonder if Abe Vigoda's still alive I wonder if there's any doughnuts left on Stage 5 The movie Memento had a very confusing story Will Joe Gibbs bring the Redskins back to glory? I never met Pierce Brosnan; got the feelin' he's kind of a jerk These are things I think about at work I think Mr. T can take Russell Crowe in a fight (Don't you?) I'd like to be Mr. Britney Spears for just one night I've always thought that guinea pigs were odd (They don't even look like pigs) The man who invented NutRageous® is a god If I were Hercules, all my best friends could just call me Herc These are things I think about at work I used to have a next-door neighbor, and he'd yell at me when I'd cut through his yard Either goin' to school or comin' home, and once he threw a rock at my dog And then he'd call the cops when I'd play my music no matter how loud or quiet it was And he had a weird limp from the second World War And he smoked like a chimney, swore like a sailor, and he drank beer all day, and he hated my guts, and his name was Frank McGuirk These are things I think about at work Yeah, these are things I think about at work Oh, these are things I think about at work Ah-ahhhhhhhhh!"