Things you think about at work

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Mike23, Jul 10, 2009.

  1. Mike23

    Mike23 Guest

    Ok, didn't see this posted anywhere (but I could be blind I did do the mega search though) and found it shocking!

    I was wondering what everything thinks about while working?

    Today I was huuuuuuungry and thought, 'I'm hungry' so I tried to go to a convenience store (it actually had convenient store in the title). It was closed! I then thought, 'how's that possible? Wouldn't it be an inconvenient store then?'

    Unfortunately I couldn't find the vid for this song but those fans of yes dear may remember this song:

    The lyrics to the "Things I Think About at Work" song:
    "Another morning in my security box
    Every stage has free bagels and lox
    I just noticed I'm wearing two different-colored socks
    Man, this Vanilla Coke® really rocks
    My second-favorite actor has gotta be Captain Kirk
    These are things I think about at work
    I wonder if Abe Vigoda's still alive
    I wonder if there's any doughnuts left on Stage 5
    The movie Memento had a very confusing story
    Will Joe Gibbs bring the Redskins back to glory?
    I never met Pierce Brosnan; got the feelin' he's kind of a jerk
    These are things I think about at work
    I think Mr. T can take Russell Crowe in a fight (Don't you?)
    I'd like to be Mr. Britney Spears for just one night
    I've always thought that guinea pigs were odd (They don't even look like pigs)
    The man who invented NutRageous® is a god
    If I were Hercules, all my best friends could just call me Herc
    These are things I think about at work
    I used to have a next-door neighbor, and he'd yell at me when I'd cut through his yard
    Either goin' to school or comin' home, and once he threw a rock at my dog
    And then he'd call the cops when I'd play my music no matter how loud or quiet it was
    And he had a weird limp from the second World War
    And he smoked like a chimney, swore like a sailor, and he drank beer all day, and he hated my guts, and his name was Frank McGuirk
    These are things I think about at work
    Yeah, these are things I think about at work
    Oh, these are things I think about at work
  2. City Driver

    City Driver New Member

    the weekend and what im gonna do when i get off work

    then i get distracted by a nice set of cleavage i see in a 4 wheeler and remember why i became a truck driver to begin with
  3. bluehdmc

    bluehdmc Well-Known Member

    Is it time to go home yet?
  4. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    You guys have waaaaay too much time on your hands....
  5. upser_J

    upser_J New Member

    usually i'm thinking... ohhh if the customer would see how their boxes are being "handled"
  6. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

  7. faded jeans

    faded jeans just a member

  8. JustTired

    JustTired free at last.......

    I used to think about the guy who set the trace up on my route when EDD came in. And that a 4th grader with average map-reading skills could have done a better job. Then i just thought about how I was going to spend the extra money this trace was giving me.

    Now I only think when I want to. And it's a good feeling.
  9. raceanoncr

    raceanoncr Well-Known Member

    What kind of cocktail I'm going to have
  10. bigbrownhen

    bigbrownhen New Member

    I am usually thinking about my kids once I have my route set in my head. I don't have alot of windshield time, so its just a few moments between stops and during lunch. My oldest is in the Army, next one is off to college soon, and little one is only 3, so I have enough to keep me occupied. Then there is always the rest of the everyday worries. Housework, whats for dinner, and of course last but not least, "Wonder what is on the BC tonight."
  11. NHDRVR

    NHDRVR New Member

  12. NHDRVR

    NHDRVR New Member

    Making it home in one piece.
    2 pieces and I had a bad day.

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...


    QKRSTKR Active Member

    Think? I didn't think pkg drivers were allowed to anymore?
  15. 705red

    705red Browncafe Steward

    SSSSHHHHHH! What the bosses dont know wont hurt them!
  16. partykid

    partykid New Member

    i feel this way with my 3 year old daughter!!!! She is asleep when i go to work, and getting ready for bed when i get home!! UPS is a single mans job unless you have a very good route. One day "hopefully" she'll understand that my working late is ALL for her!!!!
  17. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    In all actuality I think about sex a lot. It's not just during work either. And i picture a lot of my female customers naked. Sometimes for sexual reasons but usually for humor. This is why I keep a radio in my truck. It's keeps me from dwelling on my thoughts too much.
  18. Nockahate9

    Nockahate9 Member

    I am glad to know that I am not as weird as I thought knowing that others are thinking the same as me while at work
  19. Mike23

    Mike23 Guest

    Oh, got a few more:

    Why do people have 'baby onboard' stickers on their car when there's no baby onboard? Also why are these people always the ones on cell phones with a child in the back?

    Why is it 90% of drivers don't know how to driver properly but flip ME off?

    I hate management (although hasn't been too bad lately, horay!)
  20. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Did you ever concider that they think the same way about you?:wink2: