Things You Will Never Hear Said at UPS....

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by But Benefits Are Great!, Sep 11, 2008.

  1. But Benefits Are Great!

    But Benefits Are Great! Just Words On A Screen

    "Be careful, that box is marked "FRAGILE""


    "Wait, re-stack that - the "This End Up" arrows are pointed the wrong way"
  2. sx2700

    sx2700 Banned

    Ironically, our loaders heard both of those last night......but it was because a 5lb $500 insured package got crushed the night before by three 30 pounders that were stacked on it.
  3. Leftinbuilding

    Leftinbuilding Active Member

    Do you have to be told a pkg is marked fragile? Do the directional arrows confuse you?
  4. atatbl

    atatbl Active Member

    lol. The sad part is they actually do have to tell new hires that info. Wait, maybe the sad part is he forget already.
  5. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    I always thought that " fragile " was German for dropkick.
  6. deathracer

    deathracer New Member

    i usually toss the packages that have the fragile sticker on them cause they annoy me sometimes lol j/k, but it doesn't make sense that a 50lbs package has fragile stickers on it or does it?
  7. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Things You Will Never Hear Said at UPS

    1. Thank you.​

    2. We appreciate your efforts.​

    3. Family life is important to us.​

    4. Please donate to United Way only if you want to.​

    5. We value your input.​

    6. Please let us know what we can do for you.​

    7. That's an excellent idea--we will make the changes right away.​
  8. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

  9. atatbl

    atatbl Active Member

    Was it the 24th? Or just a normal hard day during peak? I think a center manager doing this would motivate a lot of the veteran preload workers. Maybe not some of the newer people, they don't always know or care what a center manager is.
  10. But Benefits Are Great!

    But Benefits Are Great! Just Words On A Screen

    Ol faithful, you are. Can always count on you to reply in the affirmative to someone else's posts. Toady
  11. But Benefits Are Great!

    But Benefits Are Great! Just Words On A Screen

    I always assumed fragile was a French word that translated to "Kick the Living **** out of this box"

    Or how about the boxes that have arrows all over with "This Side Up", and the UPS label is on the bottom?
  12. Fnix

    Fnix Active Member

    Supes tell me Good Job and You're a good worker
  13. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    :star: (Gold Star)
  14. atatbl

    atatbl Active Member

    lol.... If only rocket man were still here.....

    I know you disliked him and I understand why. But admit it Upstate, you found some of his comments funny. Him calling you his hero was funny the first 3 times he did it.
  15. raider6971

    raider6971 raider6971

    lol upstateny .............................
  16. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I saw him last week--he handed me my coffee and donuts at the Dunkin Donuts drive thru. And, yes, he couldn't get that right either.
  17. atatbl

    atatbl Active Member

    :happy-very: I did feel bad for him after he told us his surgery story in the chat though. That changed my understanding of who he was slightly. I figured he was just a troll or someone's gimmick trying to spice things up. The chat demonstrated to me that he really was a driver, a driver that was not happy with many people/things in life.
  18. evilleace

    evilleace Member

  19. drewed

    drewed Shankman

    Do you need a hug?
  20. wornoutupser

    wornoutupser Well-Known Member

    Why yes, we KNOW the allowances are not fair!