This gift...

[BUCN85]

So my mother bought my son this.... I saw it. Screamed. And hid in a corner lol.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

View attachment 172023 So my mother bought my son this.... I saw it. Screamed. And hid in a corner lol.

Put yourself up for adoption!!

 

[Jackburton]

Guys at corporate use those when they designed ORION on the kitchen floor of thier mom’s house.

 

[BUCN85]

Put yourself up for adoption!!

I was already adopted lol. I don't know if I can handle another one!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I was already adopted lol. I don't know if I can handle another one!

You work at Brown. You can handle it

 

[BUCN85]

You work at Brown. You can handle it

Yea I feel like a red headed step child everyday I show up lol

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Yea I feel like a red headed step child everyday I show up lol

Welcome to the club

 

[sailfish]

View attachment 172023 So my mother bought my son this.... I saw it. Screamed. And hid in a corner lol.

That would be like buying @olroadbeech's kids a stripper pole. Just because it's your job doesn't mean it's okay to expose your kids to it. Some things are just dirty and better kept under wraps.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

 

[GenericUsername]

I bought one of those die-cast ones from the magazine we get. The left mirror was off, the back bumper was off, and the two bits of metal that go vertical to the bumper on either side of the roll up door are off. They're physically there with the car, it's just such a piece of crap that they didn't stay on. Figured Staples would have their crap together but it looks like another UPS idea gone bad.

 

[thisjobaintforeverybody]

View attachment 172023 So my mother bought my son this.... I saw it. Screamed. And hid in a corner lol.

 

[wornoutupser]

I drove one of those!

 

[Heavy Package]

That's not a gift-it's a sentence for 30 years of NOT being with your family on Christmas

 

[oldngray]

View attachment 172023 So my mother bought my son this.... I saw it. Screamed. And hid in a corner lol.

UPS used to give away crap like that all the time. Went away with the Christmas turkeys.

 

[The Driver]

That's not a gift-it's a sentence for 30 years of NOT being with your family on Christmas

 

[DumbTruckDriver]

That's not a gift-it's a sentence for 30 years of NOT being with your family on Christmas

You're working today? That sucks.

 

[542thruNthru]

View attachment 172023 So my mother bought my son this.... I saw it. Screamed. And hid in a corner lol.

Did you thank your mom properly for the lovely gift.

Hey mom...

Thanks!!

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Did you thank your mom properly for the lovely gift.

Hey mom...
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Thanks!!

 

[Analbumcover]

Speak of the devil

 

[sailfish]

I bought one of those die-cast ones from the magazine we get. The left mirror was off, the back bumper was off, and the two bits of metal that go vertical to the bumper on either side of the roll up door are off. They're physically there with the car, it's just such a piece of crap that they didn't stay on. Figured Staples would have their crap together but it looks like another UPS idea gone bad.

I have a small tractor-trailer (probably about 1/150 scale) from a trucking company I had previously worked at. When I first started here and was all excited and hopped up on brown I thought I'd get a little package car to sit next to it. Not a chance in hell of that happening now. I won't even so much as wear the color in my free time.