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BSWALKS

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Poop Head

Judge me.
And if you see me carrying 3 :censored2:in heavy ass boxes to your front door, dont ask me to put them in your garage because it ain't happening. Happens all the time, annoying as hell.
I deliver to a lady that is notorious for this. Even if it's light. I swear she waits around all day next to the door. Waits till I'm about 20' back down the long driveway, and opens the door and asks for me to put it in the garage.

What I started doing. Set package down, ring the Ring doorbell, start walking back. About three steps into the walk back, I grab the diad and pretend to get a call from management. I throw some hand gestures in there, even stop to scribble a note down on infonotice, while holding the board between my ear and shoulder as you would a real phone. All the while she's bellering in the background. Freaking hilarious. When I get back to the truck I always look back, as she's usually standing in the doorway, and give a big obnoxious wave. Hahahahahahahah the little things.
 
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