To shave or not to shave....

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by joeboodog, Aug 29, 2014.

  1. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    It's the Friday before Labor Day. Screw it. Not shaving. What are they going to do, send me home?
  2. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I am on vacation next week and will get a head start on my vacation beard today.
  3. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Do they ever actually send people home for this anymore? I've been tempted to go into work on a friday in sneakers..tthinking they'd have to send me home for not wearing work boots but I haven't done it yet. With my luck, they'll tell me to work
  4. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    One can only hope.
  5. The Blackadder

    The Blackadder Are you not amused?

    I am shaving Monday before Thanksgiving and not again until the next Monday, send me home Friday if you are not happy.
  6. Tired Driver

    Tired Driver Sisyphus had it easy.

    After I noticed management not caring when young drivers were coming to work with 3 days of growth. I have been shaving every other day. If ask, I will tell them I shaved last night. Have yet to be asked. Going on 2 years now.
  7. retiredTxfeeder

    retiredTxfeeder cap'n crunch

    Back when I used to work, I shaved Monday, Wednesday and Friday. When I was off with my injury and recovery my last 9 months before I retired, I stopped shaving altogether. The good thing about getting older is my beard looks better. Used to it looked like a calico cat was laying on my face. Brown, blonde, a little grey, etc. It's all white and gray now. I am beginning to look like one of the duck dynasty brothers. I was in Kroger a while back and I saw a small child staring at me. I heard his mom say something about Santa. I passed them on the next row going in the opposite direction and I told the kid he needed to be very good this year. His mom busted out laughing. The kids eyes got real big and his mouth fell open. haha
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  8. I guarantee they don't. No staffing. You are safe.
  9. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Used to look like a calico cat was laying on my face....:rofl:
  10. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    This is my thinking every Friday.
  11. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

  12. jaker

    jaker trolling

    I went and got a doctors note so I shave once a week now

    No set day I just shave when I think I need to shave
  13. Operational needs

    Operational needs Non desistas. Non exieras.

  14. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    Same here but I did shave this morning.
  15. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Yeah if they forced it everyday I would get a dr note.

    My baby soft veal skin can't take it everyday.
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  16. BigBeef42

    BigBeef42 Active Member

    Veal skin! Lmfao

    Less Runnin, More Stunnin
  17. I don't like my woman shaved I like them Brazilian waxed.
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  18. aiian

    aiian Active Member

    I haven't shaved since Monday.
  19. mdnj88

    mdnj88 Active Member

    They're pretty lax in our center. Though I have seen some guys forced to use to bic throw away razor with hand soap to please the DM.
  20. Richard Harrow

    Richard Harrow Deplorable.

    I think I may grow a Rollie Fingers handle-bar mustache.