To The New Guys - 2 Buckets

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Brohn Bron, Jul 13, 2018 at 3:57 PM.

  1. Brohn Bron

    Brohn Bron Active Member

    Young Guys, it’s time to move out of mom’s basement. You just landed yourself a full time driver job. Maximize your pay!

    2 Buckets

    Overtime Bucket: 10 hours
    Bonus Bucket: 10 hours

    That’s 20 hours of overtime pay, get it!
     
  2. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

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  3. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I just got a bucket from home Depot. Should I have picked up two?
     
  4. Brohn Bron

    Brohn Bron Active Member

    One will do. Fill it with water and stick your head into it.
     
  5. UrFellowUpser

    UrFellowUpser Active Member

    Wish i started This job at 21 when i had no kids and a wife and not 31 with three kids and a wife. They take all my money maybe it gets better when i get top rate
     
  6. Gumby

    Gumby *

    They will just take more...
     
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  7. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    You could wait for top rate or just get rid of them right now and again enjoy life.
     
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  8. UrFellowUpser

    UrFellowUpser Active Member

    I know right lol i cringe at the thought of doing this job to the age of 60
     
  9. Brohn Bron

    Brohn Bron Active Member

    Sigh... where are all my young guys? I seem to have only attracted old guys.
     
  10. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Perfect recipe for accidents, injuries and a short UPS career.
     
  11. Gumby

    Gumby *

    You married they woman and (hopefully) made those kids. It's your job to take care of them.
     
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  12. DriveInDriveOut

    DriveInDriveOut This Is The Last Stop

    Save money and screw the pension.
     
  13. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Time to rubber up, big dawg!
     
  14. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Hookers and blow?
     
  15. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

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  17. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    It's OK to talk about it.
     
  18. DriveInDriveOut

    DriveInDriveOut This Is The Last Stop

    Heck ya.
    It would be Wheel of Fortune and Metamucil if I waited around for a full pension.
     
  19. Gumby

    Gumby *

    You Mother...
     
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  20. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Right? You could die tomorrow....