To The New Guys - 2 Buckets

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Brohn Bron, Jul 13, 2018.

  1. Brohn Bron

    Brohn Bron Active Member

    Young Guys, it’s time to move out of mom’s basement. You just landed yourself a full time driver job. Maximize your pay!

    2 Buckets

    Overtime Bucket: 10 hours
    Bonus Bucket: 10 hours

    That’s 20 hours of overtime pay, get it!
     
  2. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

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  3. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I just got a bucket from home Depot. Should I have picked up two?
     
  4. Brohn Bron

    Brohn Bron Active Member

    One will do. Fill it with water and stick your head into it.
     
  5. UrFellowUpser

    UrFellowUpser Active Member

    Wish i started This job at 21 when i had no kids and a wife and not 31 with three kids and a wife. They take all my money maybe it gets better when i get top rate
     
  6. They will just take more...
     
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  7. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    You could wait for top rate or just get rid of them right now and again enjoy life.
     
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  8. UrFellowUpser

    UrFellowUpser Active Member

    I know right lol i cringe at the thought of doing this job to the age of 60
     
  9. Brohn Bron

    Brohn Bron Active Member

    Sigh... where are all my young guys? I seem to have only attracted old guys.
     
  10. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Perfect recipe for accidents, injuries and a short UPS career.
     
  11. You married they woman and (hopefully) made those kids. It's your job to take care of them.
     
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  12. DriveInDriveOut

    DriveInDriveOut This Is The Last Stop

    Save money and screw the pension.
     
  13. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Time to rubber up, big dawg!
     
  14. Hookers and blow?
     
  15. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

  16. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    It's OK to talk about it.
     
  17. DriveInDriveOut

    DriveInDriveOut This Is The Last Stop

    Heck ya.
    It would be Wheel of Fortune and Metamucil if I waited around for a full pension.
     
  18. You Mother...
     
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  19. Right? You could die tomorrow....