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<blockquote data-quote="soberups" data-source="post: 888911" data-attributes="member: 14668"><p>Top twelve slogans for UPS Industrial Engineering</p><p><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/happy-very.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":happy-very:" title="Happy Very :happy-very:" data-shortname=":happy-very:" /></p><p>1. "If you have time to do <em>your</em> job....we haven't been doing ours."</p><p></p><p>2. "Summertime...its like peak, only warmer."</p><p></p><p>3. "If it isnt broken, fix it anyway. If it <em>still</em> isnt broken....keep fixing it!"</p><p></p><p>4. "And on the 8th day, God created your Time Study."</p><p></p><p>5. "Its not a cubicle...its a temple of all-knowing all-seeing knowledge and wisdom."</p><p></p><p>6. "If we can measure it, we can micromanage it."</p><p></p><p>7. "Ergonomics are for sissies."</p><p></p><p>8. "Safety...its less than just a buzzword."</p><p></p><p>9. "Lip service...its so much cheaper than the real thing."</p><p></p><p>10. "Reality...its just an excuse offered by those who fail to meet <em>our</em> expectations"</p><p></p><p>11. "I generate reports, therefore I exist."</p><p></p><p>12. "Peak season....24/7,365."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="soberups, post: 888911, member: 14668"] Top twelve slogans for UPS Industrial Engineering :happy-very: 1. "If you have time to do [I]your[/I] job....we haven't been doing ours." 2. "Summertime...its like peak, only warmer." 3. "If it isnt broken, fix it anyway. If it [I]still[/I] isnt broken....keep fixing it!" 4. "And on the 8th day, God created your Time Study." 5. "Its not a cubicle...its a temple of all-knowing all-seeing knowledge and wisdom." 6. "If we can measure it, we can micromanage it." 7. "Ergonomics are for sissies." 8. "Safety...its less than just a buzzword." 9. "Lip service...its so much cheaper than the real thing." 10. "Reality...its just an excuse offered by those who fail to meet [I]our[/I] expectations" 11. "I generate reports, therefore I exist." 12. "Peak season....24/7,365." [/QUOTE]
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