Turkeys

30andout · Dec 10, 2005

Can anyone explain how UPS got my turkey to say "YOU RAN LATE YESTERDAY" when I opened the box?????????

danlin · Dec 10, 2005

All Holiday turkeys have attended SBTS (Supervisers Basic Training School)
Where they are all taught skills to somehow let you know you were not good
enough the previous day.

brett636 · Dec 10, 2005

Mine told me I make too much $

, but I'm only part-time!

over9five · Dec 10, 2005

Mine said, "If you don't like it, quit"!

gripitnripit · Dec 10, 2005

Mine Said "When I was a Driver I delivered twice as many stops, traveled twice as many miles and ran 3 hours bonus"

browndude · Dec 10, 2005

mine said what do you mean taking a lunch i never took a lunch when i was a driver

quebec_driver · Dec 11, 2005

Mine said another year done and you survived, wow

oldupsman · Dec 11, 2005

At least you got a turkey. Ours are so small we're calling them the Christmas chicken.

tieguy · Dec 11, 2005

quebec_driver said:
Mine said another year done and you survived, wow

LOL. Great thread. mine said chia-turkey. just add water and watch me grow.

sendagain · Dec 11, 2005

My turkey said he would have rather had the Bird Flu.

over9five · Dec 11, 2005

"..had the Bird Flu."

They did! Thats how we got them so cheap!

toonertoo · Dec 11, 2005

My turkey is being deep fried as I type............

boswharfs · Dec 11, 2005

Funny, we got our turkey earlier this year (July 5th). It was a big one (about 215lbs.) and goes by the title of center manager.

Fredly000 · Dec 11, 2005

Mine said.... nothing it was cooked the next day and tasted better than anything...
His supervisor is in my freezer waiting his turn.

CFLBrown · Dec 13, 2005

Some loader misloaded my turkey in to the wrong car.

upsermom · Dec 13, 2005

We ate my son's turkey today. It was really good. Nice and moist.

Unregistered · Dec 14, 2005

boswharfs said:
Funny, we got our turkey earlier this year (July 5th). It was a big one (about 215lbs.) and goes by the title of center manager.

Now that's funny!

over9five · Dec 15, 2005

"Now that's funny!"

Second that!

dannyboy · Dec 15, 2005

I still cant get morlucky's post on the turkey off mymind. I will never look at another naked turkey again without laughing!

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Catatonic · Jun 28, 2012

I remember when we got turkeys.

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