Turkeys

30andout

Well-Known Member
Can anyone explain how UPS got my turkey to say "YOU RAN LATE YESTERDAY" when I opened the box?????????
 

danlin

Well-Known Member
All Holiday turkeys have attended SBTS (Supervisers Basic Training School)
Where they are all taught skills to somehow let you know you were not good
enough the previous day.
 
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oldupsman

Guest
At least you got a turkey. Ours are so small we're calling them the Christmas chicken.
 

boswharfs

Active Member
Funny, we got our turkey earlier this year (July 5th). It was a big one (about 215lbs.) and goes by the title of center manager.
 

Fredly000

Just Another in Brown
Mine said.... nothing it was cooked the next day and tasted better than anything...
His supervisor is in my freezer waiting his turn.
 
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Unregistered

Guest
boswharfs said:
Funny, we got our turkey earlier this year (July 5th). It was a big one (about 215lbs.) and goes by the title of center manager.
Now that's funny!
 

dannyboy

From the promised LAND
I still cant get morlucky's post on the turkey off mymind. I will never look at another naked turkey again without laughing!

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