Two drivers test positive at a major Los Angeles hub.

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

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Is that the Biden platform?

 

[Fido]

Holy a deep cleaning of a facility. We need that everywhere

 

[ManInBrown]

Ridiculous. Guys walking around in hazmat suits and in the first pic you can see a driver with shorts on in his regular uni. Amazing. PCM don’t worry about the guys in the hazmat suits. Let’s get out there on the road. No NDA lates. Perfect service Monday

 

[rod]

I wonder how we would have done if we did a total lockdown of the old, the fat, and other medically higher risk? Total meaning no one goes in or out.

Impossible to do

 

[Dumbperson]

That place look shiny new. Is that the Compton hub?

Coming straight out of compton, crazy in virus called Wu Flu, getting browns sick no matter what you do, and when you call out, a Supe will bawl out, and coughing on packages won't lead to fall out, and you too boy if you with me, the coroner is gonna have to come get me of that ass, so cough til your blue, ain't no tellin when I'm down for a hack move

 

[burrheadd]

Coming straight out of compton, crazy in virus called Wu Flu, getting browns sick no matter what you do, and when you call out, a Supe will bawl out, and coughing on packages won't lead to fall out, and you too boy if you with me, the coroner is gonna have to come get me of that ass, so cough til your blue, ain't no tellin when I'm down for a hack move

 

[Brownslave688]

More than 80 coronavirus cases confirmed at Smithfield Foods in Sioux Falls

“at this point we do not feel that there is a risk to folks outside of the individuals impacted."

Sounds like a ups response lol

And imagine that. Backfires.
Smithfield Foods closes pork plant after nearly 300 workers diagnosed with coronavirus

 

[Wally]

And imagine that. Backfires.
Smithfield Foods closes pork plant after nearly 300 workers diagnosed with coronavirus

Buy up all the bacon now!

 

[oldngray]

And imagine that. Backfires.
Smithfield Foods closes pork plant after nearly 300 workers diagnosed with coronavirus

 

[Covemastah]

Coming straight out of compton, crazy in virus called Wu Flu, getting browns sick no matter what you do, and when you call out, a Supe will bawl out, and coughing on packages won't lead to fall out, and you too boy if you with me, the coroner is gonna have to come get me of that ass, so cough til your blue, ain't no tellin when I'm down for a hack move

Anybody under 50 ,, please translate this for us !!!

 

[No1 Special]

Anybody under 50 ,, please translate this for us !!!

I tried google translate, it told me to ask Alexa.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I tried google translate, it told me to ask Alexa.

Is there a version of Alexa for the homies?

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

Anybody under 50 ,, please translate this for us !!!

I'll try.

I can't stop licking doorknobs, and I'm a minority, so I know I'm going to get the coronavirus.
I keep using it as an excuse not to go to work, and my supervisor is pissed.

People are coughing on boxes at my building, and I'm worried about the resulting radiation.

I've been drinking all day, and I'm looking for a fight with random internet strangers. I'll kill you, and beat your dead body until a coroner shows up.

Please don't cough in front of me. I don't like it, and I'm massively unstable.

 

[MECH-lift]

no positive cases here! still waiting

 

[trickpony1]

Is there a version of Alexa for the homies?

Ho?
Baby mama?
Trim?

 

[Covemastah]

@BadIdeaGuy ,, that was hilarious!!

 

[Dumbperson]

I'll try.

You guys don't blast Gangsta Rap on your Bluetooth speakers??

 

[Covemastah]

You guys don't blast Gangsta Rap on your Bluetooth speakers??

No , but we do tend to blast the Beatles , the Cars , Elo , Journey , the Stones and AC/DC and Tom Petty ,, give them a try some time !

 

[oldngray]

No , but we do tend to blast the Beatles , the Cars , Elo , Journey , the Stones and AC/DC and Tom Petty ,, give them a try some time !

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

You guys don't blast Gangsta Rap on your Bluetooth speakers??

Currently on my phone, and in no particular order:

Chicago.
U2.
The Doors.
The Animals.
Queen.
Jimmy Buffett.
Sting.
Van Halen.
John Denver.
The Beatles.
Eric Clapton.
The Who.
Supertramp.
Neil Diamond.
Elton John.
Billy Joel.
David Bowie.
Huey Lewis.