UPS Brown Christmas Eve - Naughty or Nice?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by InsideUPS, Apr 25, 2013.

  1. InsideUPS

    InsideUPS Active Member

    Just wondering on "Brown Christmas Eve" (last night before negotiations end).....will you get what was on "your" list..?

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    Twas the night before Brown Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
    The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
    In hopes that hall soon would be there;
    The UPS Teamsters were nestled all snug in their beds,
    While visions of Higher Wages and Improved Health Care danced in their heads;
    The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snowGave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
    When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
    But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
    With a little old driver, so jolly and tall
    I knew in a moment it must be hall
    More rapid than eagles his coursers they came
    And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
    "Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
    To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
    Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"….
    But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

    "Happy Brown Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

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    lump of coal.jpg
  2. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    Is that a piece of coal? Wouldn't be the first time I got coal and most likely not the last.
  3. Coldworld

    Coldworld Taking it all back.....

    that was weak dude....very weak. you must really be bored.
  4. balland chain

    balland chain Member

    Thats not coal...That is our Christmas Bonus.. Directly from Scott Davis...
  5. Coldworld

    Coldworld Taking it all back.....

    Thats the turkey after being dragged through the ups small package system...