UPS Brown Christmas Eve - Naughty or Nice?

InsideUPS

Well-Known Member
Just wondering on "Brown Christmas Eve" (last night before negotiations end).....will you get what was on "your" list..?


Twas the night before Brown Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that hall soon would be there;
The UPS Teamsters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Higher Wages and Improved Health Care danced in their heads;
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snowGave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so jolly and tall
I knew in a moment it must be hall
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"….
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

"Happy Brown Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."


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Coldworld

60 months and counting
Just wondering on "Brown Christmas Eve" (last night before negotiations end).....will you get what was on "your" list..?


Twas the night before Brown Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that hall soon would be there;
The UPS Teamsters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Higher Wages and Improved Health Care danced in their heads;
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snowGave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so jolly and tall
I knew in a moment it must be hall
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"….
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

"Happy Brown Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."


that was weak dude....very weak. you must really be bored.
 
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