UPS Christmas Song

Butt In The Chair

What you talk'n bout Willis?
Ok, yes.. I do have too much time to ponder as I drive through the night! I retain ©

You have to sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells...


Driving down the road
In a big brown semi truck
Chain law just went up
I'm thinking "just my luck"
The snow is coming down
The traffic's moving slow
And all the while central is screaming
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!~~~~

(chorus)
Ohhhhhhhhhh......
U-P-S, U-P-S
The freight it's gotta' go~~~~
We don't care if there's black ice
Or 6 damned feet of snow....owwww

U-P-S, U-P-S
Good tidings, comfort, joy
We deliver happiness
To all good girls and boys...

(2nd verse)
Well Santa's in a bind
The elves are way behind
An idea comes to mind
He picks up his landline
Would U-P-S please help
And of course we say yes
So come along and sing this song
It'll get stuck in your head....

(chorus) [you should already remember it]

(3rd verse)
I'm loaded down with freight
Headed for who knows where
I'll take it to my hub
They'll sort it all out there
By land or sea or air
It doesn't matter where
Just call us and we'll pick it up
No more shipping nightmares......

(chorus).... :)
 
Top