UPS Dogs
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Jackburton
Gone Fish'n
Wonder how many will be dead due to a swing driver not knowing the dog feels so comfortable being around the truck he doesn’t see it when he’s pulling away from the curb.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Dogs? Some drivers call them ugly gals dating material.
MyTripisCut
Never bought my own handtruck
I never got bit by a dog til I worked here. Five times in 12years.....starting to not like them as much.
Best chance to medal in the Swipe Right Special Olympics during lunch!
Richard Cranium
Well-Known Member
Any lawsuits?
MyTripisCut
Never bought my own handtruck
No. Nothing too serious. Mainly ankle biters. A Chihuahua got me good one time, but the kick across the lawn I gave him evened it up quickly.
Indecisi0n
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They have a Facebook page.
542thruNthru
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Walked into a small business once, about the size of two offices. Was carrying one of those big uline packages with the bubble wrap in it. So I could see but not the ground directly in front of me. Only one woman in the back office. As I'm walking back something bites me in the ankle and I kick out. Some how I must have got my foot under the little Chihuahua because he went flying in the air and slammed into the office wall about half way up.
Next think I know the lady is screaming at me. Wanting my name and my bosses name. Telling me she's going to call the cops on me for cruelty to animals. I point down at my ankle that's bleeding and tell her. "I wonder how this companies insurance is going to feel when they payout for your dog biting me."
She suddenly didn't want my name she just screamed at me to leave.
Indecisi0n
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Was she hot?Walked into a small business once, about the size of two offices. Was carrying one of those big uline packages with the bubble wrap in it. So I could see but not the ground directly in front of me. Only one woman in the back office. As I'm walking back something bites me in the ankle and I kick out. Some how I must have got my foot under the little Chihuahua because he went flying in the air and slammed into the office wall about half way up.
Next think I know the lady is screaming at me. Wanting my name and my bosses name. Telling me she's going to call the cops on me for cruelty to animals. I point down at my ankle that's bleeding and tell her. "I wonder how this companies insurance is going to feel when they payout for your dog biting me."
She suddenly didn't want my name she just screamed at me to leave.
GenericUsername
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I bet she had the "Can I speak to your manager?" haircut.
542thruNthru
Well-Known Member
As hot as they come!
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
WDFD
Indecisi0n
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burrheadd
KING Of GIFS
You put peanut butter on “it” don’t you
OrioN
double tap o da horn dooshbag
I point down at my ankle that's bleeding and tell her. "I wonder how this companies insurance is going to feel when they payout for your dog biting me."
She suddenly didn't want my name she just screamed at me to leave.
Uh, I hope u axe for rabies vaccine records...
I've been bitten 3x so far & I told the owners to provide rabies vaccine records or I'll have to take expensive shots & sue for medical treatment.
Lucky for them, they were ALL vaccinated.
Indecisi0n
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You like peant butter right?
