UPS Driver Slang

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Photog, Feb 14, 2014.

  1. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    Well OK then, let's do it.

    Kudos to @Marne Vet for suggesting this thread!
    Last edited: Feb 15, 2014
  2. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    "Bang in"
  3. Harry Manback

    Harry Manback Robot Extraordinaire

    Routes and trips are called "Runs" here. Booking off, Banging In, and Calling Out are called "Calling In" where I'm from.

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  4. Hitting a curb is dumping your load. Going home sick is dropping your load.
  5. Not delivering a package ( not sheeting it) and throwing it in a tote of smalls or on the belt is called a "soaker" in my hood.

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    Funny you brought up "Sheeting"
    I remember the office having a backup book of paper records in case a diad went down back in 2000. There were only a limited amount of Diad 3s in the building.
    Would be an absolute time killer now.
  7. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    We call that "bagging it"
  8. 728ups

    728ups offending people on the internet since 1995

    When mangement dosent like someones performance they will say he is "laying down " on them, or 'sucking pond water'

    we bid on ROUTES

    dont sheet a package? we refer to it as
    Smoking Packages
  9. Pkgcar1988

    Pkgcar1988 Active Member

    Called "stuffing" where I'm at
  10. 3 done 3 to go

    3 done 3 to go In control of my own destiny

    We just use words I can't post

    OVERBOARD Active Member

    When management does it to you its called "salting"
  12. Sometimes I wish I would have bagged it.
  13. Everyonce in a while I stuff a sock in my pants to f with my wife. She says that's gross.
  14. undies

    undies Active Member

    People "die" on routes. You "smoke" packages. "Sheet up" packages. Go out "blind" on routes. "Call in" sick. Easy routes are "juice". That's all I can think of 3 beers in to my Friday night.
  15. ibleedbrown

    ibleedbrown Active Member

    taking a crap at a business is called a "major dump stop"
  16. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    We call the mall trucks hogs.
  17. 3 done 3 to go

    3 done 3 to go In control of my own destiny

    Again --I am unable to put what we call it. We do have " mug 'em monday". And " f. 'Em friday.
  18. Jones

    Jones fILE A GRIEVE! Staff Member

    Management calls them "least best" or "most help needed". We call'em "Bankers".

    OVERBOARD Active Member

    We call a new oncar sup a "Fetus".
  20. BigBrown3605

    BigBrown3605 Member

    6821686108_feff4f96c7_z.jpg 6821686108_feff4f96c7_z.jpg We call this "The Beast".