UPS in 2042

Red Devil

The Power of Connected
Let’s hear your predictions. Here is mine:

@Red Devil is the top seniority 22.4 and has been for the last 15 years. Still holding out for that RPCD job but @MECH-lift refuses to retire because of his gambling debt. This sucks, I think to myself as my DIAD 7 freezes up for the 10th time this morning. A self-driving Amazon Tesla drives past my 2005 Freightliner as I wait for the DIAD to reboot, autonomously catapulting packages at people’s front doors. I open my phone to check Brown Cafe. Somehow UPS made $8 trillion in profit this quarter. Top rate is $41.99 and houses cost $10 million.
 

olroadbeech

Happy Verified UPSer
I have been collecting my pension for 27 years now.
Runner/gunners helped stock increase 4 fold. My stock is worth north of a quarter mil
Amazon has long owned UPS and Fed Ex
Bezos left Earth for Mars due to strategic Nuclear war with China 20 years before. He took 200 of his closest friends and 1000 worker bees.
Teamsters found Jimmie Hoffa in 2023 and using his DNA cloned him. He is once again President of Teamster Union which has 15 members worldwide. UPS broke them finally in last strike. Other companies followed suit.
Jimmie vows 20 members by 2050. Next he is going after the robots.
 
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