UPS is Hiring

[Old Man Jingles]

 

[Operational needs]

Where do I sign up?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Do I need a CDL?

 

[Wit Cho Yo Goofass]

$25/hr??? To do what?

 

[Poop Head]

$25/hr??? To do what?

Be a skab

 

[Wit Cho Yo Goofass]

Be a skab

I’m already scab, I try to heal but they pick at me and it just doesn’t happen.

 

[Boxslinger11]

Can i vape on the clock?

 

[Boxslinger11]

Do I need a CDL?

I wonder if they drug test???

 

[Boxslinger11]

Hope i do t have to cut my hair or shave

 

[Boxchucker]

Remember the socks have to match the shorts.

 

[Wit Cho Yo Goofass]

Hope i do t have to cut my hair or shave

Just avoid upper management and get in the good graces of someone in HR. When upper management pressures you complain to HR for making you feel uncomfortable and it harrassment. Tell them your strength is in your hair.

 

[Wit Cho Yo Goofass]

Remember the socks have to match the shorts.

Do the curtains have to match the drapes?

 

[Re-Raise]

I would apply if we didn't have to get signatures at businesses anymore...

 

[Brisket]

Do I have to know how to drive a stick shift?

 

[clean hairy]

Do tattoos have to be covered?
Only work a few days a week, and done early enough so it does not interfere with a social life? Are 3000 watt sound systems with 20 speakers allowed in the trucks? (Gotta be able to hear the tunes, you know!)

 

[Boxslinger11]

Just avoid upper management and get in the good graces of someone in HR. When upper management pressures you complain to HR for making you feel uncomfortable and it harrassment. Tell them your strength is in your hair.

Snowflakitus is valid my pcp told me so

 

[rod]

I haven't seen any adds for UPS jobs here but every major intersection in town has a FedEx help wanted sign on it. They just built a new FedEx building here that the local UPS building and 50 more like it would fit inside it. Meanwhile UPS limps along with a junky old building that is the loser of the industrial park. and should have been torn down after the first fire that destroyed a third of it. Then 20 years later another fire gutted it but they put it back together again. Its the eyesore of the industrial park.

 

[Boxslinger11]

I haven't seen any adds for UPS jobs here but every major intersection in town has a FedEx help wanted sign on it. They just built a new FedEx building here that the local UPS building and 50 more like it would fit inside it. Meanwhile UPS limps along with a junky old building that is the loser of the industrial park. and should have been torn down after the first fire that destroyed a third of it. Then 20 years later another fire gutted it but they put it back together again. Its the eyesore of the industrial park.

If it aint broke dont fix it?

 

[Rack em]

If it aint broke dont fix it?

With Ups, even if it's broke they don't fix it.

 

[Wit Cho Yo Goofass]

Snowflakitus is valid my pcp told me so

Were u told during your pre shift meeting?

Do tattoos have to be covered?
Only work a few days a week, and done early enough so it does not interfere with a social life? Are 3000 watt sound systems with 20 speakers allowed in the trucks? (Gotta be able to hear the tunes, you know!)

Of course to all of the above and clerks are allowed to have on head phones while on the dock. There is also no dress code. No one will care if you clock in late or clock out early. Overtime is whenever you want. Hell clock in Monday and don’t clock out til Thursday, it’s all gonna be on the check.