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<blockquote data-quote="DS" data-source="post: 249354" data-attributes="member: 556"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">house?" </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't." </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00." </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">where the Madam responded, "Why, yes, sir, this IS a Union House." </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00." </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"That's more like it!!!" the Teamster said. He handed the Madam $100.00, </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"I'd like her for the night." </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then pointing to an 85 </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority." </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DS, post: 249354, member: 556"] [FONT=Verdana]A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]house?" [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]"No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't." [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]"Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]"The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00." [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]where the Madam responded, "Why, yes, sir, this IS a Union House." [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]"The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00." [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]"That's more like it!!!" the Teamster said. He handed the Madam $100.00, [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]"I'd like her for the night." [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then pointing to an 85 [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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