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<blockquote data-quote="infonoticelover" data-source="post: 104672" data-attributes="member: 5256"><p>I invite my fellow men to join me in the creation of the <strong>UPS MAN LAWS. </strong>These are the unofficial "official" rules of the male ups driver. We will create this valuable list and upon completion we shall distribute this priceless knowledge to our fellow drivers.</p><p> </p><p>1) Victoria Secret bags are <strong>always</strong> signature required.</p><p> </p><p>2) Lane Bryant bags are <strong>always</strong> driver released.</p><p> </p><p>3) Strip clubs are great places to drop in with a "bad" addressed package. "I have a package here for 123 Main St." "Oh it isn't here? Sorry!"</p><p> </p><p>4) Same as #3 above but simply drop in to ask a question about the area. (Don't forget to look confused) "Hello ma'am. I'm looking for 123 Main St. Is this it?"</p><p> </p><p>5) Do not roll up your sleeves on your uniform. You look like a fool as well as gay.</p><p> </p><p>6) Make sure your shorts are baggy enough. Our shorts aren't supposed to double as spandex.</p><p> </p><p>7) When you have a cute secretary on your route, keep the chit-chat to a minimum. Long enough to make her laugh but short enough so you don't turn into the "creepy UPS guy"</p><p> </p><p>Please post your additions. When we have compiled enough "laws" I will rewrite them on a seperate thread so we will be able to print them and spread the word. Now let's get started............</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="infonoticelover, post: 104672, member: 5256"] I invite my fellow men to join me in the creation of the [B]UPS MAN LAWS. [/B]These are the unofficial "official" rules of the male ups driver. We will create this valuable list and upon completion we shall distribute this priceless knowledge to our fellow drivers. 1) Victoria Secret bags are [B]always[/B] signature required. 2) Lane Bryant bags are [B]always[/B] driver released. 3) Strip clubs are great places to drop in with a "bad" addressed package. "I have a package here for 123 Main St." "Oh it isn't here? Sorry!" 4) Same as #3 above but simply drop in to ask a question about the area. (Don't forget to look confused) "Hello ma'am. I'm looking for 123 Main St. Is this it?" 5) Do not roll up your sleeves on your uniform. You look like a fool as well as gay. 6) Make sure your shorts are baggy enough. Our shorts aren't supposed to double as spandex. 7) When you have a cute secretary on your route, keep the chit-chat to a minimum. Long enough to make her laugh but short enough so you don't turn into the "creepy UPS guy" Please post your additions. When we have compiled enough "laws" I will rewrite them on a seperate thread so we will be able to print them and spread the word. Now let's get started............ [/QUOTE]
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