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<blockquote data-quote="ups &quot;man laws&quot;" data-source="post: 104677" data-attributes="member: 5887"><p>I invite all of my fellow UPS drivers to join me in the creation of the first ever list of <strong>UPS "MAN LAWS" </strong>Ups "man laws" are the rules that us males have come to realize over the years. Unfortunately we are so busy that we usually don't have time to teach and educate are "brothers" and our newly appointed drivers. Until now! Let us compile a list and I will then re-write these laws on a seperate thread so we may print and distribute our knowledge to everyone! I feel 1 week is enough time to give us your best "rules" so get started.............me first:</p><p> </p><p>1) Victoria Secret bags are <strong>always</strong> signature required.</p><p> </p><p>2) Lane Bryant bags are <strong>always</strong> driver released.</p><p> </p><p>3) Strip clubs. Simply walk into a strip club with any letter from your truck and tell the bouncer you need a sig. from the manager. While he fetches the manager, enjoy the view. Once the manager comes simply say "ooops, this isn't 123 Main St. Sorry!"</p><p> </p><p>4) If you have a cute secretary on your route: Keep the chit-chat to a minimum. Stay just long enough to make her laugh but not long enough to turn into the "creepy UPS guy".</p><p> </p><p>5) Do not roll up the sleeves on your uniform. You are not buff and you just look gay. If you are buff, you still look gay.</p><p> </p><p>6) Don't wear shorts so small and tight that they could double as spandex.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Please continue.................</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ups "man laws", post: 104677, member: 5887"] I invite all of my fellow UPS drivers to join me in the creation of the first ever list of [B]UPS "MAN LAWS" [/B]Ups "man laws" are the rules that us males have come to realize over the years. Unfortunately we are so busy that we usually don't have time to teach and educate are "brothers" and our newly appointed drivers. Until now! Let us compile a list and I will then re-write these laws on a seperate thread so we may print and distribute our knowledge to everyone! I feel 1 week is enough time to give us your best "rules" so get started.............me first: 1) Victoria Secret bags are [B]always[/B] signature required. 2) Lane Bryant bags are [B]always[/B] driver released. 3) Strip clubs. Simply walk into a strip club with any letter from your truck and tell the bouncer you need a sig. from the manager. While he fetches the manager, enjoy the view. Once the manager comes simply say "ooops, this isn't 123 Main St. Sorry!" 4) If you have a cute secretary on your route: Keep the chit-chat to a minimum. Stay just long enough to make her laugh but not long enough to turn into the "creepy UPS guy". 5) Do not roll up the sleeves on your uniform. You are not buff and you just look gay. If you are buff, you still look gay. 6) Don't wear shorts so small and tight that they could double as spandex. Please continue................. [/QUOTE]
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