UPS Quotes of the Day

Discussion in 'UPS Union Issues' started by Shazam!, Aug 14, 2011.

  1. Shazam!

    Shazam! New Member

    Any one have any great supver/ employee conversations that just crack you up? Here s one:Sup: Bob your perfomance # s are awful! What can i do to help you?Bob: you could kill yourself.Lmfao----true story!
  2. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    When will you be appearing at open-mic night?
  3. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    He will more likely be performing on open Mike night!
  4. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Wow, that sucked.
  5. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    ...and here I thought Shaq was really bad as Shazam...
  6. brown_trousers

    brown_trousers Active Member

    I overheard a smalls supervisor last week in PCM, insisting that they grab letters by opposite corners and lift in their power zone. I couldn't help but laugh a little bit as I was walking by. How unrealistic that would be!
  7. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    "According to our records, you have already voted on this thread"

    Damn, can't vote 'terrible' twice I guess.....
  8. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Almost as bad (and for the same reason) as the FedEx Ground drivers putting info notices on every residential delivery.
  9. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    Feb. of this year we had a massive snowstorm hit the midwest. It snowed about 20 inches over the course of the day. It was so bad that I couldn't stop the package car even on residential streets because you couldn't get moving again. Cars were stuck all over, even on the main roads.

    It was the storm that shut down Lakeshore in Chicago.

    Anyway I make it back to our small central Illinois center the same time as another driver. He tried to back his package car into the building , but wasn't able to because of all the snow in the lot.

    I went into the center and asked the center manager where we should park the package cars until they cleared the lot because it was impossible to get into the building. He stood up seemingly oblivious to the weather outside the building and said "they just plowed the lot this morning"

    I looked at him and said with a straight face.."It has snowed a little since this morning"

    Every time..which is often.. that management says something that shows how detached they are from the reality we face as drivers, we look at each other and say."they just plowed it this morning"
  10. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    OK, that one was good!
  11. 728ups

    728ups offending people on the internet since 1995

    'You were expected to Scratch during your first 30 days,and we expect you to Scratch now!' The supervisor who told me this was about 5 when i started driving =)~
  12. Coldworld

    Coldworld Taking it all back.....

    the same thing happens here.....even on wine boxes.
  13. 705red

    705red Browncafe Steward

    Sup, you ran an hour and a half over yesterday. Me, do you think I would be an hour and a half over if I ran? I walked an hour and a half over.
  14. dilligafah

    dilligafah New Member

    Me: (Mon) I'm gonna be back around 9pm... (Tues) I'm gonna have missed biz... (Wed) My truck just caught fire.... Sup: (his coined answer to everything) "Ummm......thats not good...."
  15. browned out

    browned out Active Member

    Sup "Tell me what happened out there yesterday." Me " I went to first stop, parked car,delivered packages, got back in car went to second stop; delivered packages,back in car; got stuck by train, gate went up after train passed, went to third stop delivered packages, got back in truck to 4th stop, on way there kid chased his ball toward truck, stopped truck; waited for kid, ....... 20th stop took a pee, etc etc
  16. browned out

    browned out Active Member

    A good one of the over harassed old timers told me.

    Sup: You better find another gear

    Driver: I got two gears, if you don't like this one; you are gonna hate the other one:happy-very::happy-very::happy-very:
  17. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

    Several managers ago we went to the center manager as a group and complained about the workload and the cutting of routes. His response; " we didn't cut any routes- we just planned 3 too many."