UPS SOCKS

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Gumby, Oct 6, 2017.

  1. Gumby

    Gumby *

    I need some, how do I get some??
     
  2. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    invisible socks.png
     
  3. AsweetGirl

    AsweetGirl Definitely misspelled the word sweat.

    IMG_0078.JPG IMG_0079.JPG Step 1. Obtain tube socks.

    Option A. Grab a sharpe and write UPS on them, just don't try to draw the logo -it never works out.

    Option B. Have a grandma (wife, if you're an elderly man) use a needle and thread to hand stitch the letters U.P.S. -if she's the show off type or you have large calves have her stitch "United Parcel Service" with a little "tm" trade mark stamp too.
     
  4. burrheadd

    burrheadd Be The Ball


    No. Just No!!!
     
  5. AsweetGirl

    AsweetGirl Definitely misspelled the word sweat.

    I know they're totally maroon.
    I couldn't find the correct shade of Brown.
     
  6. Gumby

    Gumby *

  7. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Yes yes IMG_6258.JPG
     
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  8. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    If you weren't such an ass maybe the wife would give you some.....wait you're talking about socks,my bad.
     
  9. Gumby

    Gumby *

    You fat ass SOB
     
  10. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Im glad this thread was created.
    FINALLY, a new topic!
     
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  11. Big Package

    Big Package The Smuggle is Real

    I got a Hershey bar and a pair of socks for knowing safety.. kind of reminds me of the "lousy t-shirt" jokes.
     
  12. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Some meaty cankles in that crew
     
  13. AsweetGirl

    AsweetGirl Definitely misspelled the word sweat.

    Not meaty...
    They’re swollen and retaining water because I have too much sodium in my diet thank you very much.
     
  14. AsweetGirl

    AsweetGirl Definitely misspelled the word sweat.

    What’s a lousy t-shirt joke?
     
  15. Gumby

    Gumby *

    I out a lot of thought and effort into it
     
  16. AsweetGirl

    AsweetGirl Definitely misspelled the word sweat.

    Take one down
    @Gumby ’s drunk on the ground,
    Seventy-eight bottles of beer on the wall.
     
  17. 3 done 3 to go

    3 done 3 to go In control of my own destiny

    Just got to Walmart and get a cheap 10 pack. I never 1 day. Wore ups socks. I fold em down. Makes it look like I don't wear socks
     
  18. dookie stain

    dookie stain Cornfed whiteboy

  19. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Director of Shenanigans

    Selfie?
     
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  20. dookie stain

    dookie stain Cornfed whiteboy

    Hahahhahaaha