UPS Updates Appearance Guidelines

[Sanitizyr]

Just in time for No Shave November!

https://ep.ups.com/upsers/myportal/portalhome/Company/Diversity/news/2020appearanceguidelines_announce_asc_values

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

 

[over9five]

Imma in. Started the goatee today.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Imma in. Started the goatee today.

@MyTripisCut it's going to let his hair grow really long

 

[sailfish]

I quit too early.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I quit too early.

You can wear a skirt and a man bun and have a goatee

 

[oldngray]

You can wear a skirt and a man bun and have a goatee

and a tramp stamp

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

and a tramp stamp

I honestly never thought I would see the day...

 

[542thruNthru]

I quit too early.

That's what quiters do.

 

[sailfish]

You can wear a skirt and a man bun and have a goatee

I hate goatees but I'm one of the few who can actually pull off making a bun look manly.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I hate goatees but I'm one of the few who can actually pull off making a bun look manly.

Said no man ever ..

 

[sailfish]

That's what quiters do.

Quiters?

 

[sailfish]

Said no man ever ..

I just did.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I just did.

I stand by my last statement...

 

[Fido]

Can I paint my uniform on me now?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Can I paint my uniform on me now?

You better get rid of those wrinkles first

 

[Fido]

You better get rid of those wrinkles first

Wrinkles?
On this body?
Never. They make procedures for such things

 

[542thruNthru]

Quiters?

Quiter autocorrected to quilters. Forgot to delete the S. You win again autocorrect!!

 

[Mr.Blonde]

 

[Mr.Blonde]

Can I paint my uniform on me now?

30 year driver at my center doesn’t wear a uniform. So yeah, go ahead.