Upssocks awards

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Backlasher, Dec 15, 2009.

  1. Backlasher

    Backlasher Stronger, Faster, Browner

    It's official, UPSSOCKS has been awarded a thread in his glorious honor. Thats wright folkes. I have ordaned him with a special kick me sign square on his back for all 2 enjoy.

    Come here for all the up to date info on the 1, the only, UPSSOCKS.
  2. Backlasher

    Backlasher Stronger, Faster, Browner

    Let us begin, shall we.

    Did you know:

    UPSSOCKS is so ugly that if I had a dog like him I would shave his butt & make him walk backwards.
  3. unionman

    unionman New Member

    Its not his fault, UPS has molded him into the P.O.S. that he is. Dis-functional management at its best, with no people skills, he resorts to what UPS does best, Point fingers and intimidate.
  4. whiskey

    whiskey New Member

    He reminds of the wizard of oz behind the curtain. And backlasher is toto.
  5. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    my goal is to someday be so perfect I too can sit in judgement of others here. :happy-very:
  6. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    That's a great me, you'll love it !!
  7. reydluap

    reydluap Active Member

    Now more'......behave. LOL!
  8. PT Stewie

    PT Stewie "Big Fella"

    Socks has made it to the big time having an award named after him. "The Socky's"

    This years award for must violations of Article 3 Section 7 go to......... the envelope please
  9. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    The French revere him almost as much as we do! Their name for him is Le`Douch`e.

    As soon as I can find the translation I`ll post it. Congrats Socks!
  10. As a management person, I will protect my Partner: UPSSOCKS: to the bitter end. He may be a complete a-hole, but he is still my Partner in this business.
    He may be a complete and utterly moronic dumb-sh**; but he is still my Partner.
    I do not agree with many of his Post's; but he is still my Partner and I pray to God that he's only joking....
  11. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Obscured by Mirrors Staff Member

    I find him funny but like you, I hope he's just kidding. LOL
  12. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    He's posting as a caricature of a Supe, I hope.

  13. Were you talking to me?? DOL
    Lasted edited by : Dec 15, 2009
  14. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

    His posts are like a bad wreck. I tell myself I don't want to read them, but I can't help myself and have to look.:happy2:
  15. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Does upssocks being targeted in this thread bother you for some reason, tieguy?:funny:
  16. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Obscured by Mirrors Staff Member

    Tie never go around mirrors ...

    UPSSOCKS Well-Known Member

    I would like to thank all of you. If it wasn't for you I wouldn't be here today. It is an honor to have yet another thread aimed right at me. You guys are too much.
    With my MIP and my raise this year I am going to buy FedEx employees the turkeys you bums never got.

    UPSSOCKS Well-Known Member

    I'm like a pile of free cocaine at a fraternity house.
  19. Lue C Fur

    Lue C Fur Evil member

    The fed ex turkey thing was funny. :happy-very:

    UPSSOCKS Well-Known Member

    I am going to be in the chat room on Saturday Nights at midnight. It will give everyone a chance to talk to me. We are going to call the installment "Socks Talks" I am going to send all of you my P.O. Box. to send payment. This service surly won't be free. Until Then